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Have you forgotten something? by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 06/13/2012, 3:07am PDT
Oom Shnibble wrote:

Jesus H. Fucking Christ, you're fucking pissing into a cup. Go on a fucking diet. Maybe get some light dumbells and work your upper body out to increase your metabolism.

It may take you a year or two but I'm sure you can get the weight down to the point where you can piss and shit in the fucking toilet.


Have you forgotten I'm in a wheelchair? I am in a wheelchair because my knees failed, and any movement involving my knees causes excruciating pain. Also, and I don't stress this much, but I lost the ability to walk after I'd already been declared disabled. My right hand went bad making it difficult and painful to use a mouse, meaning I could no longer do full-time work as a programmer. I was on disability for two years before my knees failed. Just typing this message is slightly painful.

I bought one, though. Target had a 5-pound square dumbbell - this way, it doesn't roll around and maybe over something that gets broken or damaged or become a tripping hazard - for something like 6 or 7 dollars, it's puke green, and even had a wrist strap, and made by one of the major fitness or shoe makers like Adidas or something. I don't even know where it is because after using it for a week it was just hard to do. My fingers don't have a lot of pull in them.

So I don't really have the ability to lift much with my upper body, and my knees make any movement painful.

So, let's see, I can get in my chair (ouch), roll over to the toilet (out), take a leak, get back on the chair (ouch), then get back into bed (ouch), or I can simply get up and pee in a cup, then dump that in a bucket and empty that once I get up in the morning to eat / bathe or go out.

So I have a choice here, I can pee in a cup which does not hurt at all, or I can go through the effort to visit the toilet and suffer four agonizing incidents of extreme pain.

Realize that the only way I can eliminate this problem is to have an operation to replace my knees. This means I have to get down to normal weight, and, presuming I was able to lose normal weight - hard to do when you can't exercise - would take a minimum of four years. Almost every time I move and sometimes just from sitting, I hurt. Worst is when I"ve sat long enough that my leg is numb. (But it's never a good numb like my knee going numb, no, it has to be the leg, foot and (whatever the equivalent to the wrist is for the foot) meaning I have a hard time using that leg to push me into bed when I crawl out of the chair.
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Peeing in a cup, or why you never go "mouth to dick" (like never ass to pussy) by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 06/02/2012, 4:02am PDT NEW
    Oh shit, that should read "never go dick to mouth" NT by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 06/02/2012, 4:11am PDT NEW
    This is the last time I visit this subform by Oom Shnibble 06/02/2012, 10:54am PDT NEW
        Have you forgotten something? by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 06/13/2012, 3:07am PDT NEW
            You don't need to exercise to lose weight, you just need to eat less. by Jerry Whorebach 06/13/2012, 3:54am PDT NEW
                I have the opposite problem, Jerry by Not Darcos 06/13/2012, 5:05pm PDT NEW
                    Squatz and oatz NT by /fit 06/14/2012, 12:17am PDT NEW
                    That might take some exercise. by Jerry Whorebach 06/14/2012, 12:59am PDT NEW
                        Eating more protein isn't going to hurt. Why deny him your tuna diet? NT by /fit 06/14/2012, 2:01pm PDT NEW
                            Good question. by Jerry Whorebach 06/14/2012, 3:24pm PDT NEW
                                How many do you think you could eat at once? For your country, I mean. NT by matt mysterio 06/14/2012, 9:38pm PDT NEW
                        The best part about exercise... by RobotJox 06/15/2012, 1:50am PDT NEW
            when knees fail ... urine pails(?) NT by i'm a poet 06/13/2012, 6:21am PDT NEW
    I can't bear to read all of this, did he accidentally drink out of his piss cup? NT by Worm 06/02/2012, 11:37am PDT NEW
        No, I never did. What I said was when I pissed in a cup by accident... by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 06/09/2012, 5:17pm PDT NEW
 
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