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American McGee's Stay Alive
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by laudablepuss 06/06/2012, 9:31pm PDT |
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Early on, I met a very sweet and forward girl, a teacher who always wore (still wears) low-cut tops to show off her large and fantastic breasts. First date, eyes drawn instantly to her cleavage: favorably impressed. O_O We had dinner and then head to a bar near her place. (Very unimaginative dates at first for me. But heck this worked okay.) We stop at her place (first date!) to put leftovers in the refrigerator and I kiss her. High fives everybody! At the bar, over drinks, she has her hand on my knee occasionally. And yet, no sex.
Later, when I told this story, I made her out to be trying to make her ex boyfriend jealous, and then ended up going back to him. I don't believe this is true, however, although it saves my pride. We hung out a lot, and she made me dinner and I massaged her legs and back (soreness from skiing), to be rewarded with her falling limply and happily into my arms. She said to take it slow though, so, okay. For a brief while, she began to strongly resemble a girlfriend, including hanging on my arm when we were out with friends. But then, slow turned into stop, when she told me . . . what the hell did she tell me. That she was talking to her ex, and wasn't sure what to do yet. So we still hung out but now nothing was happening. But she got promoted during this period, so I got her flowers. She seemed really surprised by this -- I've never before or since gotten someone flowers, and it seemed like she'd never received them. But that was basically the end, she went back to her ex, and now they're married and have several kids.
Then some time later, I dated a girl who lived a ways away, with an actual real mental disorder. I didn't realize it at the time, and I'd never heard of "borderline personality disorder". She was 15 years younger than me -- another 18 year-old. She couldn't drive, so I did all of that. I took her to my friends' house, and when we were talking, I'd make small asides to her to explain anything she wasn't following. Not to say that we're super genii or she was dumb, just that's how it was. And we did have sex a few times, although not very satisfying. Let's just go ahead and say it: the idea of "no teeth" hadn't yet occurred to her. Among other issues. Eventually, the nutty craziness manifested too strongly, and I felt like I oughtta call it quits. As an example, she was aspiring to be a prostitute, and the police had actually told her to stop being stupid. After this, I decided to aim for girls my age, and maybe at least still undiagnosed mental disorders. ;)
Next up was a flaming hot girl from Belarus, an ICU nurse with OMG tits. Did someone warn me about girls with lots of single guy friends? It's like you've met her before! But on the plus side she translated the russian lines of 2010 for me when we watched it (not that a lot was going on there), and hanging out with her was at least fun for the eyes. I have lots of myspace pics of her somewhere. That's not creepy is it? I believe she's married now and lives in England.
[Examining my notes here . . . ] This is a short entry I guess. Side note, I apologize for being all FUCK OFF to anyone offering advice. It's ridiculous to write all this and then be touchy about it. But you ARE all fags, to be fair. |
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Everyone raise your hand if you're not dead yet. by laudablepuss 05/30/2012, 2:46am PDT 
"Complete" is another word for "Finished" NT by Mischief Mindfuck 05/30/2012, 5:56am PDT
Hey I finally got this. NT by laudablepuss 05/30/2012, 12:51pm PDT
FINISH HIM! NT by Neil Clark Warren 05/30/2012, 5:31pm PDT
How much prednisone are you still on? Serious question. NT by Just Another Mysterious Stranger 05/30/2012, 6:28am PDT
5mg per day by laudablepuss 05/30/2012, 8:20am PDT
Not to minimize your midlife crisis or anything by Fullofkittens 05/30/2012, 5:41pm PDT
Agreeing with Mr. OfKittens here. by Just Another Mysterious Stranger 05/30/2012, 6:46pm PDT
Re: Agreeing with Mr. OfKittens here. by laudablepuss 05/30/2012, 9:44pm PDT
I take ALL OF THIS back. NT by laudablepuss 06/01/2012, 4:09am PDT
Re: Not to minimize your midlife crisis or anything by laudablepuss 05/30/2012, 9:40pm PDT
lol still alive! NT by Portal fag 05/30/2012, 1:22pm PDT
Re: Everyone raise your hand if you're not dead yet. by Dr. Herb Sewell 05/30/2012, 9:37pm PDT
Seconding photos. We can critique your wardrobe and more. NT by It will be harsh/fair. 05/31/2012, 3:17pm PDT
you look fat ugly stupid gay and why are you wearing that and why did you decora NT by The Internet 05/31/2012, 4:41pm PDT
Here's one by laudablepuss 06/06/2012, 12:36am PDT
Decent, but don't wear a baseball hat you can tuck your ears into, or a vest. NT by In fact, no baseball caps ever. 06/06/2012, 9:58am PDT
Part I: the wild frontier by laudablepuss 05/30/2012, 9:39pm PDT
If Caltrops had a "like" button, I'd be clicking it so hard right now. NT by Jonsey why doesn't Caltrops have a 05/30/2012, 10:26pm PDT
we'll get that right after the rape button NT by Entropy Stew 05/31/2012, 4:03am PDT
They should be the same button. NT by DR. PROBLEM SOLVER M.D. 05/31/2012, 3:35pm PDT
is it pathetic to be just a little bit jealous right now? -nt- :( NT by Oom Shnibble 05/31/2012, 10:40am PDT
Part V: what the fuck by laudablepuss 06/05/2012, 11:51pm PDT
One day I might get the hang of verb tense. :( NT by laudablepuss 06/06/2012, 12:39am PDT
You broke a lot of rules, son by Don Juan 06/06/2012, 1:01am PDT
Also. by Oom Shnibble 06/06/2012, 5:37am PDT
Re: You broke a lot of rules, son by laudablepuss 06/06/2012, 1:02pm PDT
Re: You broke a lot of rules, son by I'm the Brogrammer 06/06/2012, 2:38pm PDT
A lot of people online date the way a lot of people love Sex in the City by Don Juan 06/06/2012, 3:49pm PDT
Re: A lot of people online date the way a lot of people love Sex in the City by laudablepuss 06/06/2012, 4:26pm PDT
Re: You broke a lot of rules, son by laudablepuss 06/06/2012, 4:24pm PDT
Re: You broke a lot of rules, son by I'm the Brogrammer 06/06/2012, 2:49pm PDT
Traditional "Courting" is all about seducing the woman's father... by the one who infuriates you 06/06/2012, 8:56am PDT
Bizarre! You're really wildly off base with 90% of this. by laudablepuss 06/06/2012, 9:37am PDT
No it was all spot on by fabio 06/06/2012, 11:44am PDT
Re: No it was all spot on by laudablepuss 06/06/2012, 12:14pm PDT
Diseased? by fabio 06/06/2012, 12:40pm PDT
Yes, *diseased* by laudablepuss 06/06/2012, 12:52pm PDT
Re: Yes, *diseased* by fabio 06/06/2012, 1:03pm PDT
Theorizing that that post was by jsoh is a troll for the history books. NT by Fullofkittens 06/06/2012, 2:55pm PDT
It was obviously Mischief Maker by fabio 06/06/2012, 4:00pm PDT
It remains nonsense. by laudablepuss 06/06/2012, 4:16pm PDT
Re: It remains nonsense. by the one who infuriates you 06/06/2012, 6:25pm PDT
Still NO. by laudablepuss 06/06/2012, 7:01pm PDT
Have you learned NOTHING? Update us with your eyes, and your body! NT by Jerry Whorebach 06/06/2012, 7:15pm PDT
Let me repair that bit by laudablepuss 06/06/2012, 7:21pm PDT
D) Don't try to fuck her because you are immunosuppressed and herpes would be ba NT by Dignity, conscientiousness 06/07/2012, 12:11pm PDT
stop this by fabio 06/06/2012, 10:12pm PDT
Re: stop this by Souffle of Pain 06/06/2012, 10:19pm PDT
Re: stop this by Black Phillip 06/06/2012, 10:25pm PDT
Does posting as Black Phillip count as thread necromancy? NT by Mischief Maker 06/07/2012, 5:00am PDT
wow, these two posters are both present at once, they must be different people by the one who notices your tells 06/07/2012, 9:44am PDT
I am not Black Phillip. NT by Mischief Maker 06/07/2012, 8:22pm PDT
of course patrice agrees with me by the one who infuriates you 06/07/2012, 7:18am PDT
I thought it might have been pod people but maybe I dunno NT by Fullofkittens 06/06/2012, 4:36pm PDT
Mischief Maker is the one who capitalizes random nouns NT by Herpes Conrad 06/06/2012, 7:57pm PDT
I figured jsoh posted it to one of his red pill forums and he's copying response NT by s - Arbit 06/06/2012, 4:54pm PDT
Cool. Good for him. NT by laudablepuss 06/06/2012, 4:56pm PDT
Re: Traditional "Courting" is all about seducing the woman's father... by laudablepuss 06/06/2012, 9:43am PDT
How long have you been back? Now I have to re-read some posts. NT by Last 06/06/2012, 12:20pm PDT
I think this is too complex by Don't listen to MM 06/06/2012, 5:33pm PDT
Now HERES a man who can support my daughter in the lifestyle to which she's accu NT by Father-in-Law 06/06/2012, 6:27pm PDT
Re: Part V: what the fuck by Ice Cream Jonsey 06/06/2012, 12:23pm PDT
Re: Part V: what the fuck by wagnerfuckerjamesauter 06/06/2012, 4:14pm PDT
Part II: more of this by laudablepuss 06/06/2012, 9:31pm PDT
As you can see, I lied about editing this for clarity. Let the literary abomina NT by laudablepuss 06/06/2012, 9:37pm PDT
Re: Part II: more of this by Black Phillip 06/06/2012, 10:16pm PDT
This actually sounds decent. by MmmmmBop, by Hansen. 06/07/2012, 10:23am PDT
How's it going laudiblepuss? Still alive? NT by Quentinbec Rewind 10/03/2012, 10:49pm PDT
No. BooOOOooo! NT by laudableghost 10/04/2012, 2:42am PDT
AH OMG O_O by laudablepuss 10/04/2012, 3:38pm PDT
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