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Re: You broke a lot of rules, son by I'm the Brogrammer 06/06/2012, 2:38pm PDT
laudablepuss wrote:

Don Juan wrote:

1) No internet dating! Way too much wasted time weeding and flaking out, unless you're into chicks looking for instant marriage. Get out of the house and meet people!


This, to me, is like telling someone to stop eating meat and to become a vegetarian. That person still has to eat, but doesn't know how to replace their current diet, so they end up passing out from inanition.


Any time someone tells you to not do internet dating, pretend they said "Don't only internet date." Which you already know. Christing fuck, yes, you should be internet dating, laudablepus. It's a normal thing normal people do now, especially at your age. Sure, go to a party and make out with a hawt girl you met that night. Get to know the girls at your liver therapy classes. But also do what you are doing. If there is time wasted going through profiles, well, there is also the case of wasted time when you spend all night flirting with a girl you met at that class you're going to be told you should take in the next post or two and she says she as a boyfriend.

Write somebody, exchange 3 or 4 messages, make them laugh and ask for a date.

My last piece of advice is to not supertaste ANYTHING.
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Everyone raise your hand if you're not dead yet. by laudablepuss 05/30/2012, 2:46am PDT NEW
    "Complete" is another word for "Finished" NT by Mischief Mindfuck 05/30/2012, 5:56am PDT NEW
        Hey I finally got this. NT by laudablepuss 05/30/2012, 12:51pm PDT NEW
            FINISH HIM! NT by Neil Clark Warren 05/30/2012, 5:31pm PDT NEW
    How much prednisone are you still on? Serious question. NT by Just Another Mysterious Stranger 05/30/2012, 6:28am PDT NEW
        5mg per day by laudablepuss 05/30/2012, 8:20am PDT NEW
            Not to minimize your midlife crisis or anything by Fullofkittens 05/30/2012, 5:41pm PDT NEW
                Agreeing with Mr. OfKittens here. by Just Another Mysterious Stranger 05/30/2012, 6:46pm PDT NEW
                    Re: Agreeing with Mr. OfKittens here. by laudablepuss 05/30/2012, 9:44pm PDT NEW
                        I take ALL OF THIS back. NT by laudablepuss 06/01/2012, 4:09am PDT NEW
                Re: Not to minimize your midlife crisis or anything by laudablepuss 05/30/2012, 9:40pm PDT NEW
    lol still alive! NT by Portal fag 05/30/2012, 1:22pm PDT NEW
    Re: Everyone raise your hand if you're not dead yet. by Dr. Herb Sewell 05/30/2012, 9:37pm PDT NEW
        Seconding photos. We can critique your wardrobe and more. NT by It will be harsh/fair. 05/31/2012, 3:17pm PDT NEW
            you look fat ugly stupid gay and why are you wearing that and why did you decora NT by The Internet 05/31/2012, 4:41pm PDT NEW
            Here's one by laudablepuss 06/06/2012, 12:36am PDT NEW
                Decent, but don't wear a baseball hat you can tuck your ears into, or a vest. NT by In fact, no baseball caps ever. 06/06/2012, 9:58am PDT NEW
    Part I: the wild frontier by laudablepuss 05/30/2012, 9:39pm PDT NEW
        If Caltrops had a "like" button, I'd be clicking it so hard right now. NT by Jonsey why doesn't Caltrops have a 05/30/2012, 10:26pm PDT NEW
            we'll get that right after the rape button NT by Entropy Stew 05/31/2012, 4:03am PDT NEW
                They should be the same button. NT by DR. PROBLEM SOLVER M.D. 05/31/2012, 3:35pm PDT NEW
        is it pathetic to be just a little bit jealous right now? -nt- :( NT by Oom Shnibble 05/31/2012, 10:40am PDT NEW
    Part V: what the fuck by laudablepuss 06/05/2012, 11:51pm PDT NEW
        One day I might get the hang of verb tense. :( NT by laudablepuss 06/06/2012, 12:39am PDT NEW
        You broke a lot of rules, son by Don Juan 06/06/2012, 1:01am PDT NEW
            Also. by Oom Shnibble 06/06/2012, 5:37am PDT NEW
            Re: You broke a lot of rules, son by laudablepuss 06/06/2012, 1:02pm PDT NEW
                Re: You broke a lot of rules, son by I'm the Brogrammer 06/06/2012, 2:38pm PDT NEW
                    A lot of people online date the way a lot of people love Sex in the City by Don Juan 06/06/2012, 3:49pm PDT NEW
                        Re: A lot of people online date the way a lot of people love Sex in the City by laudablepuss 06/06/2012, 4:26pm PDT NEW
                    Re: You broke a lot of rules, son by laudablepuss 06/06/2012, 4:24pm PDT NEW
                Re: You broke a lot of rules, son by I'm the Brogrammer 06/06/2012, 2:49pm PDT NEW
        Traditional "Courting" is all about seducing the woman's father... by the one who infuriates you 06/06/2012, 8:56am PDT NEW
            Bizarre! You're really wildly off base with 90% of this. by laudablepuss 06/06/2012, 9:37am PDT NEW
                No it was all spot on by fabio 06/06/2012, 11:44am PDT NEW
                    Re: No it was all spot on by laudablepuss 06/06/2012, 12:14pm PDT NEW
                        Diseased? by fabio 06/06/2012, 12:40pm PDT NEW
                            Yes, *diseased* by laudablepuss 06/06/2012, 12:52pm PDT NEW
                                Re: Yes, *diseased* by fabio 06/06/2012, 1:03pm PDT NEW
                                Theorizing that that post was by jsoh is a troll for the history books. NT by Fullofkittens 06/06/2012, 2:55pm PDT NEW
                                    It was obviously Mischief Maker by fabio 06/06/2012, 4:00pm PDT NEW
                                        It remains nonsense. by laudablepuss 06/06/2012, 4:16pm PDT NEW
                                            Re: It remains nonsense. by the one who infuriates you 06/06/2012, 6:25pm PDT NEW
                                                Still NO. by laudablepuss 06/06/2012, 7:01pm PDT NEW
                                                    Have you learned NOTHING? Update us with your eyes, and your body! NT by Jerry Whorebach 06/06/2012, 7:15pm PDT NEW
                                                    Let me repair that bit by laudablepuss 06/06/2012, 7:21pm PDT NEW
                                                D) Don't try to fuck her because you are immunosuppressed and herpes would be ba NT by Dignity, conscientiousness 06/07/2012, 12:11pm PDT NEW
                                            stop this by fabio 06/06/2012, 10:12pm PDT NEW
                                                Re: stop this by Souffle of Pain 06/06/2012, 10:19pm PDT NEW
                                                Re: stop this by Black Phillip 06/06/2012, 10:25pm PDT NEW
                                                    Does posting as Black Phillip count as thread necromancy? NT by Mischief Maker 06/07/2012, 5:00am PDT NEW
                                                        wow, these two posters are both present at once, they must be different people by the one who notices your tells 06/07/2012, 9:44am PDT NEW
                                                            I am not Black Phillip. NT by Mischief Maker 06/07/2012, 8:22pm PDT NEW
                                                    of course patrice agrees with me by the one who infuriates you 06/07/2012, 7:18am PDT NEW
                                        I thought it might have been pod people but maybe I dunno NT by Fullofkittens 06/06/2012, 4:36pm PDT NEW
                                            Mischief Maker is the one who capitalizes random nouns NT by Herpes Conrad 06/06/2012, 7:57pm PDT NEW
                                        I figured jsoh posted it to one of his red pill forums and he's copying response NT by s - Arbit 06/06/2012, 4:54pm PDT NEW
                                            Cool. Good for him. NT by laudablepuss 06/06/2012, 4:56pm PDT NEW
            Re: Traditional "Courting" is all about seducing the woman's father... by laudablepuss 06/06/2012, 9:43am PDT NEW
            How long have you been back? Now I have to re-read some posts. NT by Last 06/06/2012, 12:20pm PDT NEW
            I think this is too complex by Don't listen to MM 06/06/2012, 5:33pm PDT NEW
                Now HERES a man who can support my daughter in the lifestyle to which she's accu NT by Father-in-Law 06/06/2012, 6:27pm PDT NEW
        Re: Part V: what the fuck by Ice Cream Jonsey 06/06/2012, 12:23pm PDT NEW
        Re: Part V: what the fuck by wagnerfuckerjamesauter 06/06/2012, 4:14pm PDT NEW
    Part II: more of this by laudablepuss 06/06/2012, 9:31pm PDT NEW
        As you can see, I lied about editing this for clarity. Let the literary abomina NT by laudablepuss 06/06/2012, 9:37pm PDT NEW
        Re: Part II: more of this by Black Phillip 06/06/2012, 10:16pm PDT NEW
            This actually sounds decent. by MmmmmBop, by Hansen. 06/07/2012, 10:23am PDT NEW
    How's it going laudiblepuss? Still alive? NT by Quentinbec Rewind 10/03/2012, 10:49pm PDT NEW
        No. BooOOOooo! NT by laudableghost 10/04/2012, 2:42am PDT NEW
            AH OMG O_O by laudablepuss 10/04/2012, 3:38pm PDT NEW
 
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