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| Re: 100 Greatest Movie Insults of All Time by Ice Cream Jonsey 05/31/2012, 10:33pm PDT | ||||
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13. Hannibal King (Ryan Reynolds): You cock-juggling thundercunt! [Blade: Trinity (2004)] When I was a kid I somehow got ahold of some Dr. Strange comics. I guess it was toward the end of the run. Dr. Strange was edgy because his book was only published every other month, you see. Dr. Strange teamed up with some people in order to rid the world of vampires. One of them was Hannibal King, a film noir-style private eye who had been bitten by a vampire years before, but had never consumed human blood. This allowed him to be saved when the spell Strange cast killed off all the other vampires on earth. I always thought it was kind of cool to have a guy from one genre (noir) battling monsters in another. Since then, retarded comic book writers made him a vampire again and Ryan Reynolds portrayed him as an annoying piece of shit. I'm pretty sure the shawarma of Blade: Trinity has Reynolds jerking off onto a copy of that very issue of Dr. Strange, with an 11-year old me crying a single tear in a sideways Blue Jays hat. Anyway, thanks for typing all that out. However, I hope whoever included Reynolds there gets chagas AIDS. ICJ |
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100 Greatest Movie Insults of All Time by 05/31/2012, 8:38pm PDT  Re: 100 Greatest Movie Insults of All Time by 05/31/2012, 10:33pm PDT |
