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by Fussbett 03/16/2005, 1:25am PST |
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http://www.tonyaharding.com/
For good or bad, Tonya Harding has been the most influential person in Figure Skating history, and in all sports history, second only to Mohammad Ali. There are all kinds of websites pushing the wonderful accomplishments of their namesakes but with Tonya's rebellious spirit, her website is dedicated to desires and dreams.
You might think that's the most shocking thing ever written, in all of the internet, second only to the writings of Mohammad Ali, but check out the very next paragraph:
"I always wanted someone to love me for me," Tonya says, "not for who I was. That was so naive. Nowadays, I could care less about anybody but me. I am not about to care for someone else. It sounds cruel and selfish, but I've been there and done that."
Tonya Harding: HARDENED. Its never easy, seeing this harsh world of ours turn an innocent into a jaded and cynical adult, but this is a world of batons and thuggery. The mean streets.
I was looking for Tonya Harding on the internet for the purpose of locating a modern picture of the new giant Tonya. She's a stunning combination of fat AND muscular.
...but I was sidetracked by the Tonya Harding ADULT FANTASY FICTION, which, please rememeber, resides on the official Tonya Harding website:
I was reading a book [Haha, sure you were, PAL -- Fussbett] at home when the doorbell rang.I got up to answer the door and got a shock when I saw who was standing there.TONYA HARDING!!! ’’May I come in?’’ she said giving me that smile I know so well.We both sat down on the couch.I couldn’t say anything because I was in shock. Then I shook my head before I could say ’’What are you doing here?’’ Tonya said ’’You can do anything to me––––all your heart’s desire.’’ I saw she was wearing a tight fitting blouse that was almost see thru. She was wearing a bra.I put my hands on both breasts and starting to fondle them.Tonya giggled.I quit fondling her breasts and put my hand up her high school cheerleader skirt she was wearing and started to touch her underpants.Heavy petting.’’How dare you touch my sexy underpants’’ slapping my hand away.Tonya cried.I got angry and pulled out a knife and plunged it into her left breast.Tonya giggled and said ’’You can’t hurt me.I’m Supergirl Tonya and I have superpowwers’’.I put out my gun and jammed it into her belly.’’Go ahead‚shoot me’’ Said Tonya.So I fired 6 bullets in her belly.’’See you can’t shoot me full of bulletholes’’I then got my machine gun and started to shoot her full of bulletholes.27 in her breasts and 75 in her belly.’’See you can’t hurt me nohow‚I’M SUPERGIRL TONYA’’She then got up and flew out the window.
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