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| Daniel Tosh tells story about kid decapitated by Roller Coaster by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 05/05/2012, 8:57am PDT | ||||
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| Comedian Daniel Tosh did a skit about the kid who was decapitated by a roller coaster on a comedy show last night and it went something like this.
Did you hear about the kid who jumped two fences and was decapitated by a roller coaster at Six Flags? The kid apparently lost his hat while on the roller coaster and wanted to get it back. So, he jumps one fence that has scary signs including "Hey, cut your losses." But he wasn't going to let some fence stop him. Then he climbs a second fence with even scarier signs including "We're not kidding, this will kill you." But he wasn't going to let this stop him either. Did he ever find his hat? I'd like to think so. Probably stood up, put it on, and said, "See, I knew I could find my hat without anything hap...." He had a pretty good run, he lived to be 15. Considering he suffered from congenital stupidity it's surprising he lived as long as he did. Well, at least he didn't breed and spread his defective genetic material around and make more morons. The thing was, this wasn't an ordinary roller coaster. It was one of those stand-up ones where everyone hangs from the bottom. The woman, who struck his skull, had her leg bone shattered in four parts and required 3 operations. She had to wear a cast for months. Now, this had to be an embarrassing moment for her, people asking her how she broke her leg. "'I broke it punting a guy's head 90 yards.' Take that, Barksdale! Wow, a joke about the Raiders that doesn't involve sucking." |
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