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Ron White, Comedian by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 03/08/2012, 7:47pm PST
Ron White is doing a stand-up show on Comedy Central and his monologue is so funny. He has one part where he talks about sex with his wife.

There's one advantage when you only fuck your wife, and you probably haven't thought about this. You can't get caught. You won't have some guy kick in your door and say, "You dirty motherfucker, is that your old lady?"

Actually, we did get caught once, me and my wife were having sex, when the housekeeper walked in on us. Which is a lot better than the reverse.
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Ron White, Comedian by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 03/08/2012, 7:47pm PST NEW
    OH THANK GOD. I smelled shit, feared the worst, but it's only mrs darcos twat NT by The housekeeper 03/08/2012, 8:37pm PST NEW
        And you don't know how to read, of course by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 03/09/2012, 1:19am PST NEW
            It's true, TDarcos really is the lonliest sad sack around here by JCRepostAndAugmentBot 03/09/2012, 11:43am PST NEW
            Don't worry dude, by Oom Shnibble 03/09/2012, 11:55am PST NEW
        This is why you never go Ass to Cunt. NT by Oom Shnibble 03/09/2012, 7:32am PST NEW
 
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