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Thank you Oom Shnibble, I have a new segment for my book. by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 03/04/2012, 10:36am PST
Oom Shnibble wrote:

I've fucked using the female condom and it is terrible. In theory it is a good idea but in practive it squeaks, feels uncomfortable and completely kills any sensation for both partners. Male condoms are roughly seven point oh six metric fucktonnes better than them.


From my story, The Takeover Man:

There was a woman that went to see him, they got into bed, they necked and touched until she got wet, and he went to get on top of her, when she said, "Hey, if I'm gonna get fucked, how about if I decide who drives?"
Finding a sassy lady who's willing to be forthright about sex on her terms was interesting. "Okay."
She gets on top of him and begins sliding up and down, moving at her own depth, pace and speed, and did so until he came, and sprayed into her.
This wasn't too bad. "I hope you enjoyed that."
"Oh yeah. Some guys I've had to do this with just want to push you over and pound you like there's no tomorrow. One thing I heard about you was that you do care about women."
"Oh yes. Well, anyway, I'll take a look at your proposal."
"Look, you were fun, would you mind playing around until you can get it up again? I want to try something." So they did. Once he got hard, she showed him something. She had brought along a female condom. She suggested he try it, it would allow him to use even more women, some who couldn't prove they were clean.

"I don't know. One comment I heard about female condoms from a guy who used them was that they have all sorts of drawbacks and that ‘male condoms are roughly seven point oh six metric fucktonnes better' than female ones. And I don't really care to use male condoms. The best comment I've heard about the use of the female ones is that it was like ‘fucking a trash bag' or ‘fucking into a trash bag.'"

"Listen, it's not as bad as you think. I really believe that you'll find this great. If you don't like it you can fuck me a third time."

She inserted it into herself, and he tried it, he discovered it wasn't as bad as he had thought it would be, it was actually pretty good, while not quite as good as bare, it was very close and far better than a male condom. He admitted this to her after she asked him. From then on he decided he'd do a woman using a female condom if she couldn't be bareback qualified. Or so he thought. She said that she enjoyed this so much she would love it if he would play around until he could fuck her again. As he again, isn't the type to turn a woman down if she wants sex, they resumed passionate necking again until he got hard.

She brought out another female condom, inserted it into her vagina, and told him to try it again.

He slid into her and found it was terrible. It was worse than the Governor of Winnemac's pussy or the widow's, it was like it had almost no grip. "What the hell happened?"

"You know how you give every woman a ‘30 second elevator proposal' to pitch their idea after you've read their proposal?"
"Yeah?"
"That was my proposal, and you'll see it in the paperwork I submitted. You got to fuck me bare the first time. The female condom you fucked me with the second time was my own design and you thought it was almost as good as bare and lots better than a male condom. The third time you tried to fuck me was with a standard female condom. I don't think I could explain it better than let you have a real demonstration of how much a difference it is."
"Winona?"
"Yes."
"I think we're both going to make a lot of money."

Within six months, the ‘Winona' brand of female condom with the patented ‘hugs you' design had driven every other female condom off the market, and had gotten to tie sales of the 4th most popular male condom. Despite it costing six times as much as a typical male condom and 50% more than the other female condoms.
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Thank you Oom Shnibble, I have a new segment for my book. by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 03/04/2012, 10:36am PST NEW
    That last paragraph might be better presented as a graph or pie chart. NT by Otherwise, very hot! 03/04/2012, 10:58am PST NEW
    Re: Thank you Oom Shnibble, I have a new segment for my book. by Mysterio 03/09/2012, 7:29am PST NEW
        Oops, that was me. NT by Oom Shnibble 03/09/2012, 7:30am PST NEW
 
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