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| A log about this by Ice Cream Jonsey 03/04/2012, 12:58am PST | ||||
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| Ice Cream Jonsey: He did that to fucking "Poker Face."
Worm: You know I should make a Kickstarter. Can you just do one because you're lazy and have given up all hope? Worm: If someone sent me 5,000 USD I would send them a video of me cutting off my pinkie. Ice Cream Jonsey: Yes, you can. The Perry Bible Fellowship guy was gonna end the national debt. He was not successful. http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/2116548608/help-erase-the-national-debt-of-the-usa Worm: so where did this 180 dollars go? Into that guy's pocket? Did this guy make 180 bucks? Ice Cream Jonsey: No, he got none of it because it didn't fund successfully. That's the thing with Kickstarter. If you don't get to 100%, you get NOTHING! Worm: How low can I go? Ice Cream Jonsey: I think you could try to Kickstart your suicide for... $200? Worm: I guess I don't mind not having money. I mean I'm sure I can putz along for a few more decades doing whatever I want. I'd just like to be given large amounts of money so I don't have things to worry about anymore. Ice Cream Jonsey: $300 then? It would mean creating another "backer reward." Ice Cream Jonsey: Wait a sec. You have a degree. In CHEMISTRY. You are GOOD WITH COMPUTERS. This is your choice here, pal. Worm: I have wrought a fate that is undeniably my own. And if I received some lump sum so I didn't have to do the little stuff I have to do now my sloth would be so absolute. Ice Cream Jonsey: Are you working at the moment? Ice Cream Jonsey: Well, not at this exact moment. Worm: I was going to sell plasma. Ice Cream Jonsey: Oh dear. Ice Cream Jonsey: Wait, a plasma TV? Ice Cream Jonsey: Or your blood plasma? Jesus! Don't you need that? Don't you need both/either??! Worm: Haven't you ever donated to the Red Cross? Ice Cream Jonsey: I don't invade the Swiss in Civilization 5? Does that count? Worm: I did it in college a lot. Ice Cream Jonsey: (See, their flags are - are -are are pushes glasses on nose) Worm: Some people have a real aversion to it. I never understood that. Ice Cream Jonsey: I gave blood once. I was in a chair. I passed out. And they didn't tell me my blood type. Worm: Was that GIVING or was it a blood test? Ice Cream Jonsey: It was me giving them blood. All I wanted was for them to identify it. Maybe have a pretty girl there with a lab coat, skirt and glasses to swirl it around in her mouth and smile seductively and whisper "O positive" with a wink. Worm: Was this for a test? For a blood test they take less. Ice Cream Jonsey: They take as much as they can until you pass out, when you are donating. ERGO THE CHAIR. Worm: they don't do that Ice Cream Jonsey: They did that to me! Till I passed out! Ice Cream Jonsey: PASSED OUT! Ice Cream Jonsey: LIKE A BITCH! Ice Cream Jonsey: Perrish Cox heard and drove to the building (Ed note: topical!) Worm: Sure. Ice Cream Jonsey: Is "plasma" different than giving blood? Worm: I think so, they only take the white blood cells Worm: It lets you donate more often and it means that they don't have to worry about blood type or something. Ice Cream Jonsey: Honestly, the reason I don't give blood is because I am either the head of a household, like I was when I was living with Dayna, or because I was throwing money to my folks when they were going through some stuff. Ice Cream Jonsey: I found it irresponsible to mess with that stuff when people were depending on me. Ice Cream Jonsey: I felt that when I was paying the mortgage here and a girl was living here and wasn't working at times that it was irresponsible of me to take risks like that. Ice Cream Jonsey: Nobody is depending on me at the moment, so I am "fair game," I guess. Worm: Wow. Are you pulling my chain? I don't think it's dangerous or anything. Ice Cream Jonsey: No, but there COULD be problems. Worm: The Red Cross does disaster relief. Private places pay for it and I don't know man, I figure like it's not being poured into some rich lady's bath. Ice Cream Jonsey: hahah Ice Cream Jonsey: IF ONLY Worm: I guess they had the whole AIDS scare? Worm: Cancer I'd be okay with everyone feels sorry for you, you can get on disability. Ice Cream Jonsey: Well, 10 billion dollars can't cure pancreatic cancer, so I don't want that one. How the fuck did Jobs not fund pancreatic cancer studies at the end there? How did he not create a world of pancreatic cancer studies?? To where there'd be one in the middle of my local Safeway, like Starbucks? Worm: Look I think i've said this to you before. Worm: But Steve Jobs died of AIDS. Worm: Fucking cancer was a cover up. Ice Cream Jonsey: Wait. AIDS you can live with. Did he get AIDS? Sure. Nobody denies that -- but that was the least of his worries. AIDS was the Sidetalking Ngage as far as he was concerned. AIDS was below him worrying about the new CEO adding a second button to the iPhone so the thing would be usable once he was dead. Ice Cream Jonsey: Pancreatic cancer just kills you. Worm: Does AIDS not kill anymore? Ice Cream Jonsey: Well, Magic Johnson has had it since 1992. Worm: Didn't Tom Hanks die of it in that movie? Ice Cream Jonsey: Yeah, but he was gay. Worm: Magic Johnson? Magic got cured. Ice Cream Jonsey: Ah what now Worm: Yeah that's why they started calling him "Magic," right? Ice Cream Jonsey: hahahahha Ice Cream Jonsey: that's excellent Ice Cream Jonsey: That's very good Ice Cream Jonsey: Oh man Worm: i'm pretty happy with myself on that one Ice Cream Jonsey: Welp. We can closeout 2012. Take it off the books. Ice Cream Jonsey: Well done. (Igor Presnyakov's "Iggyfied" is being Kickstarted at this link.) ICJ |
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Igor Presnyakov by 03/04/2012, 12:10am PST  Halfway to $30K, not fifty. Edit function please. NT by 03/04/2012, 12:11am PST A log about this by 03/04/2012, 12:58am PST |
