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by Souffle of Pain 02/29/2012, 5:53pm PST |
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Is this the forum where we make fun of Mass Effect ha ha ha I don't give a FUCK.
Mass Effect is epic. It's the product of the best parts of Star Trek, Star Wars, Battlestar Galactica and more with a protagonist who could be the love-child of Picard, Skywalker, and Starbuck. It's one of the most important pieces of science fiction narrative of our generation. Mass Effect goes so far beyond other fictional universes in ways that you may not have yet realized. It is cosmic in scope and scale.
Basically, Mass Effect is the most important science fiction universe of our generation. Here's why.
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The first advantage, setting, involves the portrayal of alien species and alien worlds with ease. Novels require descriptions, comics require painstaking drawings, films and television require either hours of expression deadening makeup or expensive CGI. In a video game, rendering an asari or a hanar requires the same amount of work as a human. Want a cast of thousands? No problem. Need a mob of hundreds of individuals representing fifteen different species rendered inside an colossal ancient space station? No sweat.
Guys, novels require descriptions of alien races, but it's way easier to render them for a video game. If a 3D modeler starts Skype and whispers "Sarlaac" into his microphone, he instantly gets thousa-- millions of sarlaac.
What does that mean for the story? That you believe that other races matter and are deeply intrenched in the galactic civilization. Because they are filmed with human actors, series like Star Trek and Star Wars leverage mostly human and very humanoid (vulcan, bajoran, betazoid) characters. Even though we are told humans are only one race among many, we somehow always end up running the galaxy and living everywhere. All the important characters who get the most screen time are human beings.
Sometimes there are a few aliens that look suspiciously similar to humans, save perhaps a few odd markings, ear shapes, or nose-ridges. True aliens, those with confusing cultures or bizarre rituals, are represented by a token character who acts as a stand in for the race (Spock, Worf, Quark).
Not so in Mass Effect. Run around the Citadel and you'll be damned if you find more than two or three humans out of hundreds of citizens milling about, shopkeepers hocking their wares, and government officials eyeing you suspiciously. The entire government of the galaxy, known as the Council, is run by non-humans. The majority of characters on screen at any given time are alien. Being able to render any race with equal ease means that as a human, you truly feel like the minority species we are.
The reason it's OK that movies and television have human actors representing humanoids is because the stories are ostensibly about humans, you brain dead fucking faggot. Wow this Mass Effect mission about a sludgy shade of blue really says something about the human condition.
Look, Kyle, I know you're terrible at this and it's not your fault that your editor published this garbage. I know you really, really like Mass Effect, even though you're fucking retarded. But the last thing you ought to be arguing is that science fiction has nothing to do with regular human beings.
The whole thing is terrible and I can't respond do it. Here's another paragraph of what you're missing by not going over there right now.
Underneath it all, there is the Cosmic Horror of Sovereign, The Collectors, Saren's indoctrination, and the Keepers. Mass Effect has not one but two entire species – the Keepers and the Collectors – that exist as mindless drones at the beck-and-call of the Reapers. It is herein that the great flaw of the universe so often unaddressed by science fiction is elevated and exposed by the narrative of Mass Effect. The Reapers are biomechanical equivalents of the Elder Gods of H.P. Lovecraft. If the xenomorphs in Alien had a deity, it would be a Reaper. Inconceivable, immortal, uninvolved super-beings that are not divinities per se, but so far beyond our realm of existence as to drive insane those who encounter and worship them. The seat of being, the mind, becomes rent apart and irredeemably misshapen to bend to the whims of a malevolent ancient life form.
I was going to bold the embarassing parts, but I ran out of bold. I like that this very patient attempt to explain to you, the moron reader at home, why Mass Effect is so culturally relevant includes the line, "The Reapers are biomechanical equivalents of the Elder Gods of H.P. Lovecraft."
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"Why Mass Effect is the Most Important Science Fiction Universe of Our Generatio by Souffle of Pain 02/29/2012, 5:53pm PST 
Literally painful to read. NT by Graham Plackard 02/29/2012, 6:49pm PST 
it's too bad that it's terrible science fiction because it doesn't have to be by jeep 02/29/2012, 8:19pm PST 
What? by fabio 02/29/2012, 10:55pm PST 
jeep, wha... what? Why do you hate Firefly? NT by Shredder 03/01/2012, 2:22pm PST 
I don't I loved it...as a tv show NT by jeep 03/01/2012, 8:27pm PST 
Re: What? by Jerry Whorebach 03/02/2012, 10:19am PST 
Also, Bioware has been writing the same 3 love interests for 15 years. NT by motherfuckerfoodeater 03/02/2012, 10:27am PST 
Quickly! TECH the TECH or we're all doomed! NT by Mischief Maker 03/02/2012, 10:43am PST 
come OOOOON, get to the interspecies seeeeeex NT by Rafiki 03/02/2012, 1:13pm PST 
Reading the article, all I could think was "Man, this guy would LOVE Babylon 5." by Jerry Whorebach 02/29/2012, 8:50pm PST 
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A Venn diagram of people who like dog dick and people who think mass effect is by anus 03/01/2012, 2:07pm PST 
There are also people on the internet who love sucking dogs off by Oom Shnibble 03/01/2012, 1:52am PST 
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