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| xformers dork of the mewn review by sdroa jists 02/03/2012, 6:08pm PST | ||||
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| probably the best transformers movie of all, less of the annoying parents, less shia laboof NONONONONONOing, megan fox doesn't have a career in hollywood anymore so we will be seeing her naked soon hopefully before she becomes old and ugly (ie 29), instead of 2 tiny worthless racist ethnic stereotype robots we get 2 tiny worthless non racist non ethnic stereotype robots
I thought the retcon of the moon landing was going to be insulting and annoying but instead it was handled surprisingly well and is actually really interesting perhaps the reason why I don't hate any of the bay transformers movies has to do with the use of human characters in conjunction with the giant robots. in the cartoons the humans are there to be purposelessly put in danger and then rescued by the autobots, in these movies it's the humans who are helping just as much to save the world and defeat evil. the last act of the movie, where the bad guy robots with the really stupid and obvious name set up their own evil fortress/dictatorship in chicago and so it's sort of a guerrilla war, everything pretty much fits together as it should without getting too confusing. the movie isn't perfect and I don't blame anyone who can't find a way to enjoy it. the problem is when they say obviously stupid or wrong shit like "this is the worst movie in the history of movies" or "the 80s animated movie was so much better than these michael bay movies" you are provably wrong and have bad taste if you actually think that. at worst these movies are stupid childrens action movie dreck, at best they are a perfectly serviceable series of giant robot fights starring lots of explosions, but no one except for me is actually smart enough or has enough personal integrity to admit these truths, and instead falls back onto group think |
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xformers dork of the mewn review by 02/03/2012, 6:08pm PST  spacewarz cuntum man-ass review by 02/03/2012, 7:23pm PST mm and other non-us people are like that computer from the end of Logan's Run. by 02/04/2012, 7:25pm PST If you're going to post like illiterates, except consequences. Serioes ones. NT by 02/05/2012, 11:28am PST I don't know if this guy is trying to be funny but we did laugh. 8) NT by 02/06/2012, 12:33am PST 15ccs of mangosteen stat NT by 02/04/2012, 7:49pm PST |
