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Why does my character turn into a complete idiot during boss cutscenes? by fabio 01/23/2012, 9:51pm PST I'm only up to Montreal and trying to avoid spoilers. I mostly like the writing. The emails are great and the Jensen/Prittchard flirting is great. But I swear they not only outsourced the boss fights, but the boss cutscenes as well. Every...single...one of the cutscenes involving boss encounters is some contrived jRPG Squaresoft horseshit. First my super character lets a 400 lb. metal man sneak up and cold clock him while Boris and Natasha go for their elevator ride and I thought that was the low point. Then fast forward to a Chinese penthouse and it's SO SOLLY, G.I. I DIDNT MEAN TO I JUST POOR WEAK WOMAN PREASE RET ME FONDLE YOU WHILE I SNEAK BEHIND AND ha sucker. At least the Barret fight left plenty of ammo lying around. I have no idea what you were supposed to do if you were out of ammo without cloak in the penthouse. So right before I saved and went to bed I had just reached Montreal where I met a woman who is three separate Blade Runner cliches in one with the dialog and delivery of Sandra Bullock from Demolition Man. IT IS UNFORTUNATE WE CANNOT MEET TO COMMUNICATE THOUGHTS AND IDEAS, EARTH-MAN JOHN SPARTAN.

Someone needs to break every single joint on every single finger of the writers by The Happiness Engine 12/12/2011, 11:52am PST     I bet you won't figure out who's really an AI robot supercomputer complex. NT by Gutsby 12/12/2011, 6:28pm PST         Re: I bet you won't figure out who's really an AI robot supercomputer complex. by motherfuckerfoodeater 12/12/2011, 10:07pm PST             Likes / Dislikes by Ice Cream Jonsey 01/03/2012, 6:32pm PST     this game is great by jeep 12/12/2011, 7:19pm PST     I thought it would've been a great twist if Eliza turned out to be real NT by Roop 12/12/2011, 9:03pm PST     Re: Someone needs to break every single joint on every single finger of the wri by Mysterio 12/13/2011, 3:59pm PST         Re: Someone needs to break every single joint on every single finger of the wri by The Happiness Engine 12/14/2011, 12:07am PST     the cutscenes are very skippable by sdroa jists 12/16/2011, 1:09am PST         The megan was kidnapped scene, you mean where they punch your intestines out by Worm 12/16/2011, 9:55am PST         Only played the half-price version, don't know what you're talking about. NT by The Happiness Engine 12/16/2011, 10:19am PST             Re: Only played the half-price version, don't know what you're talking about. by Ice Cream Jonsey 01/03/2012, 6:38pm PST     Re: Someone needs to break every single joint on every single finger of the writ by Rafiki 01/23/2012, 9:04pm PST         This is how black people actually talk. NT by Claborsar 01/24/2012, 12:07am PST             political correctness by Rafiki 01/25/2012, 9:25pm PST                 more (unrelated) screenshots by Rafiki 01/25/2012, 9:32pm PST     Why does my character turn into a complete idiot during boss cutscenes? by fabio 01/23/2012, 9:51pm PST         You hide in a vent & shoot at knees for 30min. Didya bring ALL the ammo? GOTY!!! NT by The Happiness Engine 01/24/2012, 10:23am PST             I've been lucky enough to just happen to have one thing that breaks each boss fi by fabio 01/24/2012, 11:17am PST                 I must have been the only human on earth that didn't have trouble with bosses by sdroa jists 01/24/2012, 12:20pm PST                     Great. Now get a bank account and phone number. NT by The Oregon Fail 01/24/2012, 10:27pm PST                         sounds like someone's been calling moom's old phone number a lot by sdroa jists 01/26/2012, 12:13pm PST             You start shooting people in the knees when you're low on ammo? by Arbit 01/24/2012, 12:13pm PST         Re: Why does my character turn into a complete idiot during boss cutscenes? by Arbit 01/24/2012, 11:59am PST         fabios fantasy deus ex game: 50 female support characters in your ear all day er by sdroa jists 01/24/2012, 2:35pm PST             No they didn't and Deus Ex 1 is ten years old. NT by Worm 01/24/2012, 2:41pm PST