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| Game of the year, greatest sandbox game ever by Rafiki 01/03/2012, 4:47pm PST | ||||
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| If you don't buy this game you're dead to me.
The campaign mode fully supports 2-player online co-op, which is the single greatest thing they could have done short of 3 or 4 player co-op which I hope they do someday. The missions available (I think) are for whoever hosts the game, but you get whatever perks and stuff you've unlocked in your own game. Also, if you buy property it only affects you and not other players. Jesus Christ, on mission 2 you shoot your way out of a flying cargo plane and then skydive through the air shooting people No One Lives Forever style, then you save your partner and notice the cargo plane is going to try to ram you. So you casually explain to your partner how you're going to shoot out the cockpit window, fly through it and take out the pilot, and then exit out the back. Then you shoot out the cockpit window, kick a guy in the fucking face, then fly through the plane shooting up the place, and fly out the cargo bay door. Then you casually remark, "Well, that just happened," because why the fuck wouldn't you? Then I spent the rest of the time driving around the city in co-op fucking shooting people and taking hostages and snapping necks and blowing shit up, and one time I was driving and accidentally t-boned another car and sent my co-op partner flying through the windshield. And another time I wanted to fight a gang war so I drove my sports car top speed toward a huge gang crowd and dove out the door, sending the car and my co-op partner crashing into them and other cars and then the sportscar exploded killing like 4 guys and my co-op partner. And then the game helpfully notified me to "Revive my homie" as his fucking exploded body was laying on the ground in the middle burning wreckage and dead bodies. And then another time I was fighting the military and ran at a guy and jumped and snapped his neck in mid-air and then landed on my side with my head resting on my arm and I smiled at the camera because why the fuck wouldn't you? And then I dove off the top of a skyscraper penthouse and flew headfirst into some train tracks and my dead body was jammed in between the rails and my co-op partner daintily parachuted down and didn't rescue me because Steam went down. Jesus, why don't you own this game yet? Look, I'm dressed like this: And I can dance like a fucking slut: |
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