Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) wrote:

The "law firm" of Cooney & Conway is running an ad that clearly lies about this bunch of ambulance chasers and should be investigated by the Federal Trade Commission.

In one part, one of their victims who went to them to get help because of an accident, I think, said a blatant lie. She said that the attorneys at Cooney and Conway were more than just lawyers, they were people too.

This is clear and obvious false advertising, as everyone knows that lawyers are not people. As it was said in the book Starship Troopers, "they don't have mothers; they reproduce by binary fission, like all bacteria."

And calling them people is clearly false advertising.