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by bombMexico 03/12/2005, 12:14am PST |
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Fussbett wrote:
In-game attire is more covered up in the breastal area, illustrating the game's pervasive policy of non-envelope-pushing.
Inward-knee innocent asian pose.
That screen does look like shit. This one makes the game look better. I mean, this one gives you a better shot of her tits.
I'm sure the geniuses behind this were all ITS LIKE SAM FISHER BUT WIF TITS but i almost wouldn't care if they had just stolen the boob wobble technology from DOA. Sadly, the girls feudal sports bra is the stuff of legends. HER SHIT STAYS PUT.
I was looking desperately for an example of possible envelope pushing to defend myself with, and found that the game features the ability to, "Seduce guards, run along walls, air walk, walk on water and use invisibility to distract your assailants." Ignoring the insanity of invisibly distracting people, i was worried about what "seduce guards" meant. The only thing gayer than being caught playing this shitheap is being caught playing as im virtually bumping and grinding my way thru every guard i meet. Eh, if its as half-assed as the rest of the game looks, im sure seduce = slight ass wiggle and i have less to worry about.
Ok, I give up. This game and everything about it sucks. I mean, ass collision detection? Jesus. |
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Red Ninja preview by Fussbett 03/11/2005, 4:54am PST 
is she 13? NT by The Joosh 03/11/2005, 2:26pm PST
Re: Red Ninja preview by Mysterio 03/11/2005, 3:23pm PST
Re: Red Ninja preview by Bill Dungsroman 03/11/2005, 3:39pm PST
Re: Red Ninja preview by Mysterio 03/11/2005, 6:02pm PST
I thought that string thing was a giant tampon by FABIO 03/11/2005, 8:39pm PST
Also why she totally flips out and chops people's heads off NT by Mischief Maker 03/11/2005, 8:43pm PST
how did you tear your eyes away from her INSANELY HUGE chest? by bombMexico 03/11/2005, 7:03pm PST
Buy DOA volleyball instead. by Fussbett 03/11/2005, 8:52pm PST
Is that an actual gameplay picture? Is this a sidescroller? NT by Casual observer 03/11/2005, 9:06pm PST
We Proudry Present: Strip Poker II for Commodore Amiga, IBM PC/PCjr [EGA req'd] by The Isle of Japan 03/11/2005, 11:25pm PST
I hear Mechassault 1+2 have absurd boob physics as well. by bombMexico 03/12/2005, 12:14am PST
Followup by Fussbett 03/12/2005, 2:29am PST
The thread contains more retarded casual stupid posting! by Creexul :( 03/12/2005, 6:41am PST
OK, here's the clincher for my pathetic ass. by bink 03/14/2005, 11:20pm PST
Udderly scandalous by Caryn Law 03/14/2005, 1:06am PST
Re: Udderly scandalous by Drummer from Whitesnake 03/14/2005, 11:52am PST
Then now would be a good time to mention that video game music is gay. NT by Creexul :( 03/14/2005, 11:53am PST
speed metal and 8-bit techno ages as well as Camilla Parker Bowles does. NT by Drummer from Whitesnake 03/14/2005, 12:08pm PST
Anime fags buy video game soundtracks. Is such a thing sad? NT by Creexul :( 03/14/2005, 1:15pm PST
It's economics, no normal human being would have spent money on MIDI bleeps. NT by Drummer from Whitesnake 03/14/2005, 2:02pm PST
So that makes it okay? >:( NT by Creexul :( 03/14/2005, 3:21pm PST
Otherwise they'd be in the Virgin Records, buying Pet Shop Boys LPs. NT by Mysterio 03/14/2005, 5:07pm PST
or Orgasmic Maneuvers in the Dark NT by Drummer from Whitesnake 03/14/2005, 5:11pm PST
Those FUCKIN faggots. >:( NT by Creexul :( 03/14/2005, 7:34pm PST
PS: is someone considering Whitesnake speed metal? by Creexul :( 03/14/2005, 7:44pm PST
It's a ham-fisted satire by Drummer from Whitesnake 03/14/2005, 8:05pm PST
Whitesnake is classic hair metal. NT by Creexul :( 03/14/2005, 11:49pm PST
And they had the music video starring two Jaguars and an areola. NT by Drummer from Whitesnake 03/14/2005, 11:51pm PST
I like Pet Shop Boys. >:( !!!!! NT by Fullofkittens 03/14/2005, 8:02pm PST
Then you and this faggot over here have something in common. NT by Bill Dungsroman 03/15/2005, 10:03am PST
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