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Actually... by Bill Dungsroman 03/11/2005, 8:12pm PST
...washed-up former child stars don't become Playmates, they just look at their mounting piles of bills, pull out the business card the Playboy rep left, and take the fucking 6 or 7 figure offer that was tendered for a "celebrity" shoot, which appears somewhere in the last 1/3 of the mag. This month, it's Debbie Gibson (who didn't even get the cover, poor girl - she appears on a bonus inside fold-out cover, whereas Paris Hilton scores the cover, and doesn't even appear naked inside).
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Zseni is Mayim Bailik, designing the conflictLess video game. by Fussbett 03/11/2005, 6:06am PST NEW
    And, in 2010, Playmate of the year award! NT by Casual Observer 03/11/2005, 7:51am PST NEW
        Explain your post, sir. NT by Fussbett 03/11/2005, 4:29pm PST NEW
            Mouseketeers of today = Playboy Bunnies of tomorrow. by Casual observer 03/11/2005, 5:02pm PST NEW
                Actually... by Bill Dungsroman 03/11/2005, 8:12pm PST NEW
                    The Playboy Screw by Ray of Light 03/11/2005, 11:30pm PST NEW
                        Everyone has their own definition of "nude." by I need clarification 03/12/2005, 5:55pm PST NEW
                            Such people need to watch less hardcore porn. NT by bink 03/13/2005, 6:52pm PST NEW
                                It's getting harder and harder to picture you as Creexul's friend. NT by Bill Dungsroman 03/13/2005, 7:46pm PST NEW
                                    It's about balance: He's the Yin to Jhoh's Wang. NT by Fussbett 03/13/2005, 7:51pm PST NEW
                                    Pornography is for losers. =D NT by bink 03/14/2005, 1:13am PST NEW
                                        No pornography is for the Amish, terrorists and serial killers. NT by Bill Dungsroman 03/15/2005, 10:08am PST NEW
                                            Your line is better than mine. NT by bink 03/15/2005, 10:53am PST NEW
    I hope I meet Alf at the gates of Heaven. NT by mark 03/11/2005, 9:32am PST NEW
        I'd guess Alf and the gates of Heaven are mutually exclusive encounters. NT by Bill Dungsroman 03/11/2005, 9:44am PST NEW
        I thought it said "Gates of Harvard" when I read it. :( NT by I need clarification 03/11/2005, 10:13am PST NEW
    Re: Zseni is Mayim Bailik, designing the conflictLess video game. by The Cheap Zseni Machine 03/11/2005, 11:49am PST NEW
        Do you or do you NOT own a hat with two anchovies on the front?! by Fussbett 03/11/2005, 1:42pm PST NEW
            No! NT by The Cheap Zseni Machine 03/11/2005, 4:22pm PST NEW
        I'm reminded of Charlie Kaufman getting bitched out by the screenwriting coach NT by in Adaptation. by: Mischief Maker 03/11/2005, 8:22pm PST NEW
        Re: Zseni is Mayim Bailik, designing the conflictLess video game. by Entropy Stew 03/12/2005, 5:50pm PST NEW
            Re: Zseni is Mayim Bailik, designing the conflictLess video game. by motherfuckerfoodeater 03/18/2005, 1:08am PST NEW
                tete a tete bouillabaisse touche NT by Entropy Stew 03/18/2005, 2:08am PST NEW
        Continued by Kthor 03/15/2005, 11:54am PST NEW
    "The spunky 15-year-old star" by Ray of Light 03/11/2005, 8:19pm PST NEW
 
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