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by Ice Cream Jonsey 11/03/2011, 3:49pm PDT |
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Top five people to have shaped video games
1 Steve Jobs
2 Gabe Newell (co-founder and managing director of Valve)
3 Shigeru Miyamoto (developer of Mario, Donkey Kong, Zelda)
4 Tim Berners-Lee (inventor of the world wide web)
5 Mark Zuckerberg (founder of Facebook)
This is the dumbest fucking list on the Internet at the moment. If you poll a bunch of "gaming executives" and get that as results, you now run a website where you make fun of gaming executives. You'd have to be fundamentally retarded to have Facebook there and you'd have to be a tedious nerd to think the www guy "shaped video games" in any way. Nobody's using a fucking browser to play decent multiplayer games. It's like Brick Dickwad from Activision got embarrassed by his lead programmer on some technical issue right before he took that poll and was going to show that egghead who's in charge by naming Berners-Lee.
Steve Jobs hated video games. He STILL hates video games, even in death. His hatred has crossed dimensions. He hated them so much he helped design a platform with a single button that was hard coded to "return to main menu." Every single iPhone game except that one about the spider is complete shit or a port. There is literally no major, no successful company that hates the concept of games and play more than Apple.
If a list like that doesn't have Myamoto, Wil Wright, Don Woods, Toro Iwata/Ed Boon and maybe Dani Bunten or whoever, just flush your results and try again. Or ensure they get posted to Caltrops where we can make fun of everyone involved.
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Top five people to have shaped video games by E. L. Koba 11/03/2011, 10:27am PDT 
Re: Top five people to have shaped video games by Mischief Maker 11/03/2011, 10:33am PDT
And then instead, Daggerfall bought Doom NT by John Romero's stupid brain 11/03/2011, 4:36pm PDT
Good thing you put "stupid" in your name, because the point went over your head. by Mischief Maker 11/03/2011, 4:46pm PDT
Also: by Mischief Maker 11/03/2011, 5:00pm PDT
Calm down you baby by John Romero's stupid brain 11/03/2011, 9:36pm PDT
Whoops. Don't read Romero's Twitter. Misinterpreted your response. NT by Mischief Maker 11/03/2011, 10:51pm PDT
STOP. NT by SKIMMING. 11/04/2011, 4:06pm PDT
START. NT by LINKING. 11/04/2011, 11:55pm PDT
Your Honor, opposing counsel didn't highlight every little detail for me! NT by Mischief Mewler 11/05/2011, 10:24am PDT
I'm the real fault of all bad posts NT by job/wife/child/prostate 11/05/2011, 11:59am PDT
Oops, missed that plea deal line NT by Mischief Defender 11/04/2011, 7:09pm PDT
If ICJ starts paying me $250/hr to post on Caltrops, you will have my full attn. NT by Mischief Mercenary 11/04/2011, 11:56pm PDT
Please, sir. Can I have some more (legal defense)? NT by Innocence Project 11/05/2011, 12:36pm PDT
don't kid yourself, they're all guilty. NT by Mysterio 11/05/2011, 3:12pm PDT
At first these posts made me angry... by Mischief Mercenary 11/06/2011, 9:50am PST
Apple, more influencial on games than Donkey Kong and Mario by lol 11/03/2011, 1:29pm PDT
Re: Apple, more influencial on games than Donkey Kong and Mario by Ice Cream Jonsey 11/03/2011, 3:49pm PDT
Re: Apple, more influencial on games than Donkey Kong and Mario by Roop 11/03/2011, 5:52pm PDT
Didn't Woods do like one game? NT by DavidG 11/03/2011, 9:27pm PDT
Re: Didn't Woods do like one game? by Ice Cream Jonsey 11/03/2011, 9:39pm PDT
Re: Apple, more influencial on games than Donkey Kong and Mario by Jesus Christ 11/05/2011, 12:46pm PDT
Re: Apple, more influencial on games than Donkey Kong and Mario by laudablepuss 11/05/2011, 11:27pm PDT
Oh my fucking God. Can we just canonize Steve Jobs and get it over with? NT by WITTGENSTEIN 11/03/2011, 3:01pm PDT
no by jeep 11/05/2011, 3:26pm PDT
It would help if I had pasted in the link (EDIT MODE PLEASE, THNX ADMIN, WHAT KI by E. L. Koba 11/03/2011, 7:08pm PDT
Where's the inventor of electricity? Where's William Henry Electricity? by Jerry Whorebach 11/03/2011, 9:09pm PDT
Re: Where's the inventor of electricity? Where's William Henry Electricity? by jeep 11/05/2011, 3:28pm PDT
real talk NT by jeep real talk 2011 inc. 11/06/2011, 2:28am PST
I guess you could argue that Apple indirectly created Id. by motherfuckerfoodeater 11/03/2011, 10:37pm PDT
Carmack coded Wolfenstein and Doom on a NExTcube NT by Vested Id 11/04/2011, 10:49pm PDT
Good point! I knew but forgot that. by motherfuckerfoodeater 11/04/2011, 11:20pm PDT
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