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by Shadowy Consumer 10/09/2011, 11:30am PDT |
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The message of Big Bang Theory isn't that hard to figure out: "Nerds don't get laid." It's basically an expansion of Two and a Half Men. The less you are like Charlie Sheen's "Midlife Crisis TV Executive" character, the pinnacle of human achievement, the less likely you are to attract women.
It's like if Bill O'Reilly wrote a sitcom about hippies. It's a freakshow of all the weird things nerds do and how it prevents them from getting laid. Reading comic books? Playing video games? Engaging in other non-TV forms of entertainment? Then there's that Indian guy. He's got that weird accent. He's got those weird cultural values. Man, if only you'd stop being so Indian just for a moment you might get laid.
The super nerdy one will never ever get laid, even to the point that his friends say things in front of him like, "I don't think he even has genitals!" The in-between nerds will get laid once in a blue moon, but it's usually with girls who wear coke bottle glasses and have something seriously wrong with their personalities themselves. The least nerdy of the four managed to get an Aryan ideal as his girlfriend. But despite the fact that he's a genius with a doctorate in quantum physics or something he is constantly wracked with doubt over whether his nerdy tendencies will drive her away. |
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