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All the Arkham City redesigns are terrible. by Jerry Whorebach 09/30/2011, 9:26pm PDT


Yawn. He's apparently supposed to look like a cage fighter, but he looks more like the picture in the dictionary next to the word "bottom". For comparison, here's what Robin is supposed to look like, according to a 1975 model sheet posted on Jim Shooter's blog. (Shooter's blog is awesome, BTW, if you have any interest at all in the questionable dealings that went on behind the panels of bronze age superhero comics - such as the time Marvel tried to buy the publishing rights to all of DC's characters out from under them.)



Bad. Ass. This small, pantsless, adult man is the last fucking thing you want to see when you're robbing a jewelery store. 1975 Robin is going to teach criminals the difference between a bottom and a power bottom. Look into those blank, expressionless eyes. This man does things for fun that would make your hair turn blue and your balls fall off. Cage fighting? Only if he gets to be the cage. Just a solid design from head to toe.
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The "rebooted" comic version of Harley Quinn looks awful by WITTGENSTEIN 09/04/2011, 7:34am PDT NEW
    a blonde with black tips? by fabio 09/04/2011, 11:13am PDT NEW
        Picture of a girl with leather S&M corset/dog collar/chains/spikes, mime makeup NT by ...fabio criticizes the hair dye. 09/04/2011, 1:11pm PDT NEW
            Thanks, Fortinbras by fabio 09/04/2011, 1:50pm PDT NEW
                That wasn't me, you stupid faggot NT by WITTGENSTEIN 09/04/2011, 2:23pm PDT NEW
                    Do you think it says something that everyone thinks terrible posts must be you? NT by self reflection time 09/04/2011, 2:31pm PDT NEW
                        No more than the Cables constantly saying "Thanks, Wrom" NT by WITTGENSTEIN 09/04/2011, 2:50pm PDT NEW
                http://www.google.com/search?q=dyed+tips&um=1&ie=UTF-8&tbm=isch NT by holy shit you're ignorant 09/04/2011, 5:57pm PDT NEW
            YOU WERE LOOKING AT HER FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE?lol NT by wakka wakka wakka 09/04/2011, 2:21pm PDT NEW
        Re: a blonde with black tips? by Ice Cream Jonsey 09/04/2011, 5:29pm PDT NEW
            Agreed it sucks. But to pick on the 'impossible' dye job is... NT by ...very fabio 09/04/2011, 5:58pm PDT NEW
            But she has clown stripes on her baseball bat! NT by Mischief Maker 09/04/2011, 6:04pm PDT NEW
                She reminds me of Jeanette from Bloodlines NT by WITTGENSTEIN 09/04/2011, 6:20pm PDT NEW
                    Yessssssssssss by motherfuckerfoodeater 09/04/2011, 8:01pm PDT NEW
    All the Arkham City redesigns are terrible. by Jerry Whorebach 09/30/2011, 9:26pm PDT NEW
        Re: All the Arkham City redesigns are terrible. by Ice Cream Jonsey 10/01/2011, 2:36pm PDT NEW
            pretty sure there's a youtube for each one of them now NT by jeep 10/01/2011, 10:26pm PDT NEW
        Shooter's killing it on his blog lately by Adam Trollface 10/07/2011, 8:25pm PDT NEW
            Just barely! by Jerry Whorebach 10/08/2011, 9:41am PDT NEW
        Agreed on the aesthetics, but the rest of the game is a total improvement! by Mischief Maker 12/01/2020, 7:52pm PST NEW
    Pity the poor kid who gets a movie-accurate Bane action figure. by Jerry Whorebach 07/19/2012, 7:18pm PDT NEW
        OK on the lack of 2-dick hands, but a shirtless leather bear in gimp mask... NT by Your gaydar may be a little off 07/19/2012, 10:50pm PDT NEW
            Comics Bane has to wear a macho luchadore mask to protect his gigantic identity. by Jerry Whorebach 07/19/2012, 11:21pm PDT NEW
 
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