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You just leave by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 09/30/2011, 5:40pm PDT
august and everything after wrote:

Val Kilmer, the first girl who ever let you kiss her, and a man you suspect to be Thomas Pynchon are huddled over your shabby table, eating burritos, casting baleful gazes at you. There is an umbrella in the northwest corner of the room. There are no exists.


Since 'there are no exists' none of these things really exist, so they don't mean anything. You just use the exit and leave.
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Now L.L. Bean is offering free shipping by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 09/25/2011, 4:49pm PDT NEW
    Understood. My question for you is: by Ice Cream Jonsey 09/25/2011, 8:19pm PDT NEW
        Where are you getting your piractam from, Jonsey? NT by Mysterio 09/26/2011, 12:46pm PDT NEW
            BOOST YOUR GRADE DOT COM! by The Warezwolf 10/03/2011, 7:42pm PDT NEW
                I've used Relentless Improvement. I'm not dead yet. by Mysterio 10/04/2011, 3:46pm PDT NEW
        My answer: Are you OUT OF YOUR MOTHERFUCKING SKULL?! by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 09/27/2011, 1:30am PDT NEW
            You have rheumatoid arthritis? Why haven't your doctors tried quinine? NT by Mysterio 09/27/2011, 1:06pm PDT NEW
            Why not seal walk out of that burning building? by Oh, right, wrist pain. 09/27/2011, 2:46pm PDT NEW
            Re: My answer: Are you OUT OF YOUR MOTHERFUCKING SKULL?! by Ice Cream Jonsey 09/27/2011, 7:35pm PDT NEW
                What makes you think I have any money? by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 09/30/2011, 10:55am PDT NEW
                    Are you paying this guy to post here? by laudablepuss 09/30/2011, 2:37pm PDT NEW
                        If you didn't read it then you don't really know if it was worth it (it was wort NT by Fullofkittens 09/30/2011, 3:33pm PDT NEW
                        These are desperate times, laudable. by Ice Cream Jonsey 09/30/2011, 4:21pm PDT NEW
                            BREAKING... by Fussbett 10/01/2011, 7:53pm PDT NEW
                                Hahah amazing NT by This is Chris's Blood 10/04/2011, 7:24am PDT NEW
                                Diarrhea isn't the only thing trickling down at TDARCOS HQ by Entropy Stew 10/04/2011, 9:01am PDT NEW
                    This is where I realised Tdarcos is the chezzebuger/crepes guy. Hahaha holy shit NT by Eurotrash 10/01/2011, 11:33am PDT NEW
                    Re: What makes you think I have any money? by Ice Cream Jonsey 10/01/2011, 2:28pm PDT NEW
                        People with kidney or liver problems shouldn't take piracetam... NT by Mysterio 10/01/2011, 4:30pm PDT NEW
                            I love that now, every single poster is a transplant patient. NT by laudablepuss 10/02/2011, 3:18am PDT NEW
                                Well, we let you people live, and what happens? You multiply. NT by Mr. 3000 and his blob 10/03/2011, 7:46pm PDT NEW
                You're trapped in a small apartment. You're trapped again in a wheelchair. by august and everything after 09/30/2011, 4:53pm PDT NEW
                    Hahahaha NT by WITTGENSTEIN 09/30/2011, 5:21pm PDT NEW
                    You just leave by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 09/30/2011, 5:40pm PDT NEW
                        nice catch, willie mays :D NT by august and everything after 10/01/2011, 9:34am PDT NEW
                    that's real good NT by jeep 10/01/2011, 10:20pm PDT NEW
        Re: Understood. My question for you is: by Cannibal Dave 10/04/2011, 5:37pm PDT NEW
    that's killer news dude. i need some new duckboots and a classy ass flask. NT by august and everything after 09/26/2011, 1:57am PDT NEW
        Rambo knife with fishing line, hook, compass, saw, toothpick, flask in handle. NT by Last 09/26/2011, 8:11am PDT NEW
            im gonna start a new life/with my valuaaaaable hunting knife NT by august and everything after 09/26/2011, 2:22pm PDT NEW
 
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