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by WITTGENSTEIN 09/06/2011, 6:36pm PDT |
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Again, I haven't been able to play the game, because to placate Ubisoft I made up some idiotic username/password combo and then promptly forgot about it, and I can't get my password back unless I remember that the numbers I slapped on the keyboard equal 03/07/1875, my virtual mom's birth date, and I don't really want to make a gimmick e-mail account just to play this fucking piece of shit.
I can believe that it sucks shit like Black and White, because Black and White was also a puzzle-solver masked as a god game, much like From Dust. It was less about a sort of 4X-lite that Populous espoused and more like Neopets.
Or did I miss the part where you had to masturbate a pet monkey repeatedly and clean up after its shit in Populous? |
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