Caltrops - FANTASY HOLE: THE OMM GAME - The Final Hours of Portal 2

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by Roop 08/12/2011, 11:26pm PDT

So this thing was like 2 bucks on Steam, worth it for this picture.

There's also like this huge pic of Chet today that kinda scared me a little. Big red nose and these beady eyes! You can just hit the next key really fast though. Also some pic of Chet in a hall showing his butt. Not much of a butt. Had to read text to get past that.

Erik is a little crazy I guess. He would sit in meetings and tuck his shirt up over his face to kind of hide. I was incredulous, but they had pictures! Then he couldn't think of how to end the game, but had written some thousand page book of the Portal universe, which they used one page from. Then there's another picture of Chet in a hallway.

It was all very disturbing. They relate how Erik wanted to quit Valve, and I guess nobody wanted Chet if Erik quit so he went to resign with him. But Gabe explained to them both, standing there in his office, that no, he didn't have to quit because he needed to go to the hospital. He could have time off for that! I wonder if Chet asked if he could have time off because Erik was in the hospital. I wish I was kidding!

Then it ends with the author talking about how games have changed, the world has changed. There are iPad games and Facebook games, and O no, Valve has neither! He mentions Portal will be Valve's last single player game, and that Valve has BIG plans in five fucking years.

So, no, assholes, take back your cardboard Halflife signs because Gabe isn't being nice and feeding you, he's fattening you up! RUN!

After I finished that damn Final Hours of Portal 2, I crawled into bed and just lay there in the fetal position. I'd shake once in a while, but other than that just sweat.