Forum Overview :: Mercenaries: Playground of Destruction

Mechassault was Good??? by Mischief Maker 03/09/2005, 7:14am PST Original review lost in the depths of Senior Barborito's snatch. Off the top of my head: - Rapid-fire auto-tracking any-range missiles are the best weapon BAR NONE. - No mech customization - Gauntlet-style enemy generators - No alpha strikes and big mechs don't seem any more badass than small ones - linear corridor levels masquerading as canyon walls - swarms of helicopters more deadly than enemy battlemechs - Short and horrible RAWK looping over and over during mech fights - CGI C.O. who makes you feel like a pimply 12-year-old as she assures everyone within listening distance that you the player do indeed pork her between every mission. Sadly, any tittilation that may achieve is destroyed by the fact that her chest is so large and her waist is so thin that she crosses the line from "dream body" to "disturbing mutant freak." + I guess it's nice to reload you ammo midway through the mission. - The enemy generators make that reloading a necessity. Seriously, Armored Core Nexus is a solid 7/10 game, but that's two more points than MechAssault earns.

Mechwarrior 4: Mercenaries review by The Joosh 03/07/2005, 1:59pm PST     Well, you always kicked my ass at it. by bink 03/07/2005, 5:35pm PST         4 is a lot better than 3. by uh 03/08/2005, 11:56pm PST             Re: 4 is a lot better than 3. by Casual observer 03/09/2005, 12:24am PST                 Actually MW4, Black Knight, and Mercs were the best mech games ever made. NT by Creexul :( 03/09/2005, 2:38am PST                 If you played MA1&2 you would remember not being able to config mechs NT by The Joosh 03/09/2005, 6:31am PST                 Mechassault was Good??? by Mischief Maker 03/09/2005, 7:14am PST                     It was "good" but it's no MW by The Joosh 03/09/2005, 7:40am PST                         Re: It was "good" but it's no MW by Casual observer 03/09/2005, 7:58am PST                             Keyboard flipping of Fabio proportions. by Creexul :( 03/09/2005, 8:04am PST                                 Re: Keyboard flipping of Fabio proportions. by Casual observer 03/09/2005, 11:10pm PST                                     Here's a pillow, you know what to do with it. by Creexul :( 03/10/2005, 7:29am PST                                         Re: Here's a pillow, you know what to do with it. by Casual observer 03/10/2005, 11:36am PST                                             Thanks for telling in detail about your crying jag from losing bad at MW4. by Creexul :( 03/10/2005, 2:18pm PST                                                 What a sin to expect the game to be what it says it is! NT by Casual Observer 03/10/2005, 3:31pm PST                                                     Especially when it says REALTIME TACTICAL COMBAT! by Creexul :( 03/10/2005, 3:46pm PST                                                         To put a final note on all of this by Casual Observer 03/10/2005, 3:57pm PST                                                             Re: To put a final note on all of this by Mysterio 03/10/2005, 4:10pm PST                                                                 Mysterio turns back on checkered past to fight for JUSTICE by bombMexico 03/10/2005, 6:42pm PST                                                             Actually it seems the consensus is that you're a nobody who's dumb. by Creexul :( 03/10/2005, 4:16pm PST                                                                 This site's cornerstone is negativity you weepy bitches. by Casual Observer 03/10/2005, 4:40pm PST                                                                     Re: This site's cornerstone is negativity you weepy bitches. by Creexul :( 03/10/2005, 4:49pm PST                                                                     But you've missed the most important aspect of that negativity! by Mysterio 03/10/2005, 5:10pm PST                                                                         Casual Observer: the new Binro? NT by laudablepuss 03/10/2005, 5:47pm PST                                                                             Possibly the old binro. NT by Creexul :( 03/10/2005, 6:10pm PST                                                                                 Just wanted to chime in here and say by The Cheap Zseni Machine 03/10/2005, 6:19pm PST                                                                                     Well. I disagree. NT by bink 03/11/2005, 4:26am PST                                                                         How's that workin' out for ya? by bink 03/11/2005, 4:23am PST                                                                             Eh, Overrated. NT by Mysterio 03/11/2005, 2:44pm PST                                                                     Re: This site's cornerstone is negativity you weepy bitches. by Bill Dungsroman 03/10/2005, 7:57pm PST                                                             No, you are wrong. by bink 03/11/2005, 4:22am PST                                                                 Psh, see that, Casual Observer? Now you've got bink disregarding your opinion.:( NT by I need clarification 03/11/2005, 10:20am PST                                                                     It's agony from which I'll never recover. by Casual observer 03/11/2005, 11:57am PST                                                                         Wow, add some pictures and that could be a review by Voyons Donc 03/11/2005, 1:38pm PST                                                                             Re: Wow, add some pictures and that could be a review by Casual observer 03/11/2005, 2:43pm PST                                                                                 Re: Wow, add some pictures and that could be a review by Voyons Donc 03/11/2005, 3:46pm PST                                                                                     Directional JumpJets you skill-less twat. NT by Casual observer 03/11/2005, 4:55pm PST                                                                                         Is "skill-less" a real word? Hyphen and all? So cerebral! NT by Voyons Donc 03/13/2005, 1:22pm PST                                                                                             That's definitely too cerebral for a plebian like YOU. >:( NT by Creexul :( 03/13/2005, 6:12pm PST                                                                             I would've made a reply like this to casual stupid. by Creexul :( 03/11/2005, 6:01pm PST                                                                                 In other words, you can't prove me wrong. NT by Casual observer 03/11/2005, 6:10pm PST                                                                                     Everyone else, including me, already has like 20 times. by Creexul :( 03/11/2005, 6:13pm PST                                                                                         Point out one instance where my arguments have been disproven. GO! NT by Casual observer 03/11/2005, 6:23pm PST                                                                                             Okay. This entire thread. DONE! NT by Creexul :( 03/11/2005, 7:32pm PST                                                                         ZZZZzzzzzzzzzz... by Mischief Maker 03/11/2005, 1:51pm PST                                                                         This entire "review" is basically incorrect, and not worth the time quoting NT by The Joosh 03/11/2005, 2:19pm PST                                                                             Prove it. NT by Casual Observer 03/11/2005, 2:28pm PST                                                                                 It was made by you. That's proof enough. NT by Mysterio 03/11/2005, 2:49pm PST                                                                                     Potshooting half-wit. If you want to lay in on him, do it once and well. NT by Better Mysterios past 03/11/2005, 3:46pm PST                                                                                         Am i defending one Mysterio or attacking both? I'm so confused. by bombMexico 03/11/2005, 5:33pm PST                                                                                             You only have -that- one issue? NT by Casual observer 03/11/2005, 5:41pm PST                                                                                                 But he's in like EVERY panel of that one by bombMexico 03/11/2005, 7:18pm PST                                                                                                     Just who are you caling a homo, you comic-scanning FAG? by Casual observer 03/11/2005, 7:24pm PST                                                                                                         Re: Just who are you caling a homo, you comic-scanning FAG? by The Cheap Zseni Machine 03/11/2005, 8:50pm PST                                                                                                             Re: Just who are you caling a homo, you comic-scanning FAG? by Casual observer 03/11/2005, 9:04pm PST                                                                                                                 Re: Just who are you caling a homo, you comic-scanning FAG? by The Cheap Zseni Machine 03/11/2005, 9:59pm PST                                                                                                                     As usual. by Casual observer 03/11/2005, 10:27pm PST                                                                                                                         Re: As usual. by The Cheap Zseni Machine 03/12/2005, 8:25am PST                                                                         Re: It's agony from which I'll never recover. by Creexul :( 03/11/2005, 6:09pm PST                                                                             Re: It's agony from which I'll never recover. by Casual observer 03/11/2005, 6:22pm PST                                                                                 Re: It's agony from which I'll never recover. by Creexul :( 03/11/2005, 7:33pm PST                                                                                     I already declared victory some thirty posts ago, that shell has been spent. NT by with older drivers, Casual observer 03/11/2005, 7:41pm PST                                                                                         Except people aren't done gut laffing at you. NT by Creexul :( 03/11/2005, 7:58pm PST                                                                                             And you still lost NT by Casual observer 03/11/2005, 8:14pm PST                                                                                                 Wow. That is my only response. by Creexul :( 03/11/2005, 8:21pm PST                                                                                                     Trying to deflect the issue ain't gonna help, boyah! NT by Casual observer 03/11/2005, 8:24pm PST                                                                                                         No, no, make no mistake: you're a horrible, terrible poster. by I need clarification 03/12/2005, 11:49am PST                                                                                                             Re: No, no, make no mistake: you're a horrible, terrible poster. by Casual observer 03/12/2005, 12:08pm PST                                                                                                                 Persona? by False 03/12/2005, 2:03pm PST                                                                                                                 Gayness: starting to stack up with you. by Creexul :( 03/12/2005, 5:35pm PST                                                                         I'm fucking sick of this thread. NT by bink 03/13/2005, 4:17am PST                             go douche NT by The Joosh 03/09/2005, 12:01pm PST                         There won't be a MW5, anytime, anywhere, and we'll sue if there is. NT by Microsoft BeanCounter Department. 03/10/2005, 12:33pm PST                     Re: Mechassault was Good??? by FABIO 03/09/2005, 1:22pm PST                         Mechassault doesn't suck, dammit it is better than everquest you fag NT by The Joosh 03/09/2005, 4:06pm PST                             The Jsoh/MW wars are hotting up. NT by Fussbett 03/09/2005, 4:33pm PST                                 That's......... that's hot. :( NT by Paris "Seasoned Whore" Hilton 03/09/2005, 4:46pm PST                                 WHY CANT WE STOP HATING NT by Cat Stevens - Peace Train.mp3 03/09/2005, 5:41pm PST                             What about Mech Fucking Commander 2? by laudablepuss 03/09/2005, 9:32pm PST                                 Re: What about Mech Fucking Commander 2? by Casual observer 03/09/2005, 11:11pm PST                                     Re: What about Mech Fucking Commander 2? by 8===> 03/10/2005, 1:16am PST                                     Re: What about Mech Fucking Commander 2? by Creexul :( 03/10/2005, 7:31am PST                                         Re: What about Mech Fucking Commander 2? by Casual observer 03/10/2005, 11:22am PST                                             Re: What about Mech Fucking Commander 2? by Creexul :( 03/10/2005, 1:55pm PST                                                 In what concerns you, that illusion becomes reality. NT by Casual Observer 03/10/2005, 2:02pm PST                                                     I can't wait for your essay on Rainbow Six 2 vs the DREADFUL Splinter Cell. by Creexul :( 03/10/2005, 2:23pm PST                                             Re: What about Mech Fucking Commander 2? by Mysterio 03/10/2005, 2:50pm PST                                                 Dumbass nobody Casual Observer, trumped by a Mysterio? NT by Creexul :( 03/10/2005, 3:09pm PST                                                 Flop : Failure of the game by Casual Observer 03/10/2005, 3:29pm PST                                                     Re: Flop : Failure of the game by Mysterio 03/10/2005, 3:36pm PST                                 MC2 is good NT by The Joosh 03/10/2005, 11:30am PST                                     Well played NT by Entropy Stew 03/10/2005, 12:24pm PST                         Nah, more like a 3rd-Person "Shogo" with a FASA License and shattering windows NT by Mischief Maker 03/09/2005, 6:25pm PST                             Blow me NT by Don't tell me you love me 03/09/2005, 6:58pm PST