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by Mysterio 07/04/2011, 10:55am PDT |
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The puzzle game is shit. SHIT! It and Bejeweled are to Tetris Attack what Snood is to Bust a Move.
These games are shit because they ignore the one fundamental hook of these types of games: the risk/reward aspect of playing to survive with the bare minimal matches versus playing for score/winning by forgoing immediate matches and setting up combos. In Bejeweled's faggot sparkling world, you get all the time in the world to spot the only one or two legal moves you are allowed to make in order to scrape up a minimal 3 match turn after turn. Forgo a turn of scoring in order to take a risk and set something up before your opponent can? Good luck, BECAUSE YOU CAN'T!
I could understand Bejeweled being popular with the faggot iPhone and Facebook crowd, but what the fuck is the target audience for Puzzle Quest? Office secretaries and little girls will be turned off by the RPG shit, and D&D nerds would be insulted to be near this awful shit puzzle game. |
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