Forum Overview :: Bulletstorm

Also the 1st half is amusing, the 2nd half is boring bullshit by WITTGENSTEIN 04/06/2011, 3:19pm PDT The game is funny and doesn't give a shit about plot in the usual sense for about half the game. Then the second half becomes REAL FUCKING SERIOUS because Chekhov's Bystander from a flashback you had of gunning down an innocent reporter turns out to be Trishka. I made fun of CliffyB on Twitter when he thanked a fan for the obvious knob-polishing comment. The chick on We Can Fly Games says she's an empowered feminist or whatever the fuck and her big contribtion was getting Trishka a tit-reduction, yet all her feminista-ing couldn't prevent Trishka from getting kicked off a cliff and written out of the plot for most of the 2nd half of the game. Where was I? Oh yeah, CliffyB still hasn't replied to me. Meanwhile, all the humor in the game gets sucked out like the oxygen in a 5-alarm fire around the 1/2-complete mark. The maps turn into boring corridor-crawls (neither caves nor office cubicles were spared in the "Mapmaker Cliches" department) and aside from Col. Gary Busey telling your retarded-self to type in "URADUMBTIT" into a console as a password to disarm a bomb, the dialogue/story turns into a shitty Modern Warfare scene. Strange that after making fun of Modern Warfare to try and sell their mediocre game they gave up writing it halfway through and played some MW2 to get inspiration as to how to complete it, but hey, what's a little horseshit between friends?

Hey, I have the download links for the demo, on Steam and Windows GFWL by Ice Cream Jonsey 04/04/2011, 11:29pm PDT     If you really loved us you'd tell us to stay the fuck away from this game by WITTGENSTEIN 04/05/2011, 3:21pm PDT         On a vaguely related note... by Mischief Maker 04/05/2011, 4:32pm PDT             Also, Serious Sam has you fighting robot alien scorpions and bombheaded dudes by Fullofkittens 04/05/2011, 5:59pm PDT         Re: If you really loved us you'd tell us to stay the fuck away from this game by Ice Cream Jonsey 04/06/2011, 6:50am PDT             those bans are not y10k compliant NT by laudablepuss 04/06/2011, 9:55am PDT             So a guy uses a hack to make his avatar blue ... BANNED by Worm 04/06/2011, 12:04pm PDT                 Re: So a guy uses a hack to make his avatar blue ... BANNED by laudablepuss 04/06/2011, 1:18pm PDT                     Juliet is the worst, yes. by Ice Cream Jonsey 04/06/2011, 1:52pm PDT                         Juliet = J, so it could be someone's initial by laudablepuss 04/06/2011, 2:10pm PDT             I bought it on the PC, and they're retards because the team combos are FUCK EASY by WITTGENSTEIN 04/06/2011, 3:08pm PDT                 Also the 1st half is amusing, the 2nd half is boring bullshit by WITTGENSTEIN 04/06/2011, 3:19pm PDT