Just in case you still haven't heard Charlie Sheen's pants-on-head crazy rantby Rafiki 02/25/2011, 9:28am PST
Charlie Sheen wrote:
Well I think it was "Nails" that said- and I was really, really flattered 'cause he got it right, and I'm not, you know, he may be "Nails" but I'm frickin "Bayonette," you know. I am battle-tested bayonettes, bro, and, you know, I'm tired- I'm so tired of pretending like my life isn't perfect and bitching and WINNING every second, and that I'm not perfect and bitching and just delivering the goods at every frickin turn, because look what I'm dealing with, man. I'm dealing with fools and trolls. You know? I'm dealing with soft targets, and it's just... you know? It's just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee because I don't have time for these clowns. I don't have time for their judgment and stupidity, and [HUGE SIGH] you know... They lay down with their ugly wives, in front of their ugly children, and just look at their loser lives, and then they look at me and they say, "I CAN'T PRO-CESS IT!" Well, no, and you never will, so stop trying. Just sit back and enjoy the show.