E. L. Koba wrote:

bombMexico wrote:



After a boring day at work i can just sit back and watch an awful story with some nice fight sce-

*ching gets chong into the sideguard working the knees before slipping in a triangle* Just thought they'd throw that in there, o shit superman punch

A fight ending with a rear naked choke (spoilers) instead of slow motion head kick through a window, HOW SATISFYING. Donnie Yen is still great tho




Oh yeah and TEAM SOUFFLE or Last or whoever it was, the creexuls are more trouble than theyre worth for the casual observer. Maybe caltrops master users in your XL turtlenecks and hipster glasses nodding at how brilliant one of them posted 5 years ago are getting the big picture, its a lot of white noise to anyone else. I'm the last person to accuse anyone of not trying hard enough but we've gone past wonderfully drolllll and into fucking tedious a long time ago. Kung fu movies trying to cater to a new crowd by losing a bit of themselves is too gay to be said aloud, so i can get it off my chest in a post that will get 0 responses and be on my merry way. It would just be nice to read something else while im poking around that was in any way memorable

"Hey round-eye, look how boring and stupid your fighting style is."

I prefer my homoerotisism a LITTLE more subtle, thank you.