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Re: That wasn't a very good review. by Ice Cream Jonsey 08/26/2010, 1:13pm PDT
Hi.


Hi! Welcome!

Please abstain from posting similar reviews in the future.


Oh, believe me, there's little danger of that happening.


Most of the review consisted of ranting at critics rather than addressing the game, and when the game was addressed it was with flowery prose rather than clarity.


You needed a review to tell you if Starcraft 2 is good or not? Haha, Pinback even did that, he even GAVE you a number, for fuck's sake.

Here's really what I want to tell you, the rest will just descend into hurtful accusations and name-calling: video game reviewing exists only as either a static list of features, or a launching point for the pleasure of the text composing the review itself. That's it. No commercial game in history has made it as easy to try as Starcraft 2. The original had a demo. The original is like 9 bucks. The sequel brings the original into the 21st Century. Everyone who purchases SC2 gets two gift passes. There is absolutely no point in wasting time or effort talking about the things immediately evident on playing. More, Pinback fired off an unprovoked attack on the pieces of shit that post on battle.net all day. It's definitely not in the nature of this website to whale on posters on other gaming forums. Christ, you're too stupid to understand any of this, and this website is worse off with you hanging around. You want to be in the comments section of RPS or something, you sperging filth. BEEP BOOP FLOW ER REE PROSE DIV ZERO JMP FAG


I always enjoyed reading this website for clear and honest reviews.


No you don't.


Not for something I could get from any of the thousand toothless, pantless yokels browsing gamefaqs where I feel soaked with drool after skimming.


Yes, Pinback's review is equivalent to a post on Gamefaqs. A beautiful comparison, Milton.

I love that you losers writhe and wriggle when somebody outside of your comfort zone contributes to the site. It's amazing - Pinback wrote it for people who liked the original Starcraft. He ... he didn't bother to specify that, because he took it on faith that if you hated Starcraft, you would automatically hate Starcraft 2. But that leap was lost on the first round of tedious losers that went ballistic and it was apparently lost on you.

Thanks a lot.


When you decide whether or not to get SC2, be sure to let us know!!!!


ICJ
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That wasn't a very good review. by Eldjotnar 08/26/2010, 12:03pm PDT NEW
    Re: That wasn't a very good review. by Ice Cream Jonsey 08/26/2010, 1:13pm PDT NEW
        Re: That wasn't a very good review. by Eldjotnar 08/26/2010, 1:38pm PDT NEW
            I'm sorry princess. One rewritten review coming right up. Just let me get out NT by my doilies, you big spoiled FAGGOT! 08/26/2010, 2:11pm PDT NEW
                Okay, when does it go up? NT by Eldjotnar 08/26/2010, 2:17pm PDT NEW
            Yeah why didn't the review have more about making roaches and teching into by Worm 08/26/2010, 2:37pm PDT NEW
                Re: Yeah why didn't the review have more about making roaches and teching into by Eldjotnar 08/26/2010, 2:56pm PDT NEW
                Re: Yeah why didn't the review have more about making roaches and teching into by Souffle of Pain 08/26/2010, 3:04pm PDT NEW
            Re: That wasn't a very good review. by Ice Cream Jonsey 08/26/2010, 2:47pm PDT NEW
    Hey come on that's not nice. by Jhoh Cause..... 2 08/26/2010, 1:16pm PDT NEW
        Speaking of Halo Reach I'm working on a reivew of it. by Jhoh Cause..... 2 08/26/2010, 2:05pm PDT NEW
            front page this shit and then front page each new draft NT by Sword of Justice 08/26/2010, 2:09pm PDT NEW
            Re: Speaking of Halo Reach I'm working on a reivew of it. by Ice Cream Jonsey 08/26/2010, 2:20pm PDT NEW
                Oh yeah Madden, that's something I'm going to put in the second draft. by Jhoh Cause..... 2 08/26/2010, 2:52pm PDT NEW
                    yessuh mastah, i'll put madden in there rightaway mastah NT by uncle creexul 08/26/2010, 4:44pm PDT NEW
            did that asshole actually imply sc2 has an improved interface? NT by Sword of Justice 08/26/2010, 2:46pm PDT NEW
                Re: did that asshole actually imply sc2 has an improved interface? by Ice Cream Jonsey 08/26/2010, 2:54pm PDT NEW
                    Re: did that asshole actually imply sc2 has an improved interface? by Eldjotnar 08/26/2010, 2:58pm PDT NEW
            The much needed second draft. by Jhoh Cause..... 2 08/26/2010, 2:53pm PDT NEW
    complaining about criticism is a very legitimate form of review on the wow forum NT by Sword of Justice 08/26/2010, 1:18pm PDT NEW
    Fabio also thinks that thing. by Jhoh Cause..... 2 08/26/2010, 1:32pm PDT NEW
        hahahahha warcraft 3 sure did have great humor, what I remember most was the jok NT by Sword of Justice 08/26/2010, 1:35pm PDT NEW
            Warcraft 3 lacked the rich quality of Vampire Bloodlines NT by Jerry Whorebach 08/26/2010, 2:59pm PDT NEW
                That's true, it definitely didn't. :3 NT by Jhoh Cause..... 2 08/26/2010, 3:03pm PDT NEW
                bloodlines was indeed a great game NT by Sword of Justice 08/26/2010, 3:22pm PDT NEW
                    And jerry doesn't know what good or bad RPG writing is. NT by Jhoh Cause..... 2 08/26/2010, 3:27pm PDT NEW
    Hi Kered by Souffle of Pain 08/26/2010, 2:57pm PDT NEW
        Re: Hi Kered by Jhoh Cause..... 2 08/26/2010, 3:03pm PDT NEW
            The atmosphere of that post was almost a gameplay element in itself! NT by Souffle of Pain 08/26/2010, 3:06pm PDT NEW
            How did you know he'd be on-line at that moment to talk to you? by Souffle of Pain 08/26/2010, 3:18pm PDT NEW
                welcome to 1998, try a free version of any number of aim clients NT by Sword of Justice 08/26/2010, 3:23pm PDT NEW
                    Welfare lifer totally up on free software by Souffle of Pain 08/26/2010, 3:35pm PDT NEW
                        Kred is right again, this person is distraught. NT by Jhoh Cause..... 2 08/26/2010, 3:39pm PDT NEW
                            kred the sped NT by Worm 08/26/2010, 4:14pm PDT NEW
                        souffle status: destroyed NT by Sword of Justice 08/26/2010, 3:43pm PDT NEW
                Looks like this souffle 8( couldn't take the heat yaaaa. by Jhoh Cause..... 2 08/26/2010, 3:25pm PDT NEW
                    his souffle... fell today 8( NT by Sword of Justice 08/26/2010, 3:29pm PDT NEW
                        The quoted statement itself is also myopic!! NT by Souffle of Pain 08/26/2010, 3:40pm PDT NEW
                            remember how you put down that I hate faggots thing 20 years after the fact? NT by Sword of Justice 08/26/2010, 3:50pm PDT NEW
                                Yes, I do! by Souffle of Pain 08/26/2010, 3:58pm PDT NEW
            like you're not interchangeable with any other creexul yes man NT by Worm 08/26/2010, 4:18pm PDT NEW
                Re: like you're not interchangeable with any other creexul yes man by Jhoh Cause..... 2 08/26/2010, 4:32pm PDT NEW
                    I guess every aim log and reply to jhoh isn't a circle jerk, you guys showed me. by Worm 08/26/2010, 4:38pm PDT NEW
                    Re: like you're not interchangeable with any other creexul yes man by Grebble 08/26/2010, 4:40pm PDT NEW
                        Kred and Chad both liked this very much (thax). ^_^ NT by Jhoh Cause..... 2 08/26/2010, 4:50pm PDT NEW
    Just a little note to Blizzard, if you want us to make your game even better, le by Souffle of Pain 08/26/2010, 3:09pm PDT NEW
        Don't be an asshole NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 08/26/2010, 3:17pm PDT NEW
            Re: Don't be an asshole by Souffle of Pain 08/26/2010, 3:28pm PDT NEW
                Re: Don't be an asshole by Jhoh Cause..... 2 08/26/2010, 3:38pm PDT NEW
                S-souffle... by Noi Dau Don 08/26/2010, 5:52pm PDT NEW
        hahahahahaahaha, so how DID it get burned anyway? NT by Sword of Justice 08/26/2010, 3:39pm PDT NEW
            I know I just posted like 20 AIM logs BUT it's just too good. by Jhoh Cause..... 2 08/26/2010, 3:42pm PDT NEW
                Whoa, don't stop posting AIM logs, chief by Souffle of Pain 08/26/2010, 3:51pm PDT NEW
                    I like being chief. ^_^ by Jhoh Cause..... 2 08/26/2010, 4:17pm PDT NEW
                        I wonder if lots of youtubes and cat pictures is how people respond on SA by Worm 08/26/2010, 4:21pm PDT NEW
                            That's easily as astute as your video game reviews. 83 NT by Jhoh Cause..... 2 08/26/2010, 4:28pm PDT NEW
                                Re: That's easily as astute as your video game reviews. 83 by Worm 08/26/2010, 4:34pm PDT NEW
                                    Uh oh brace for another romsian meltdown people. ;3 NT by Jhoh Cause..... 2 08/26/2010, 4:41pm PDT NEW
                                        he might post 40 times in a row brother NT by Sword of Justice 08/26/2010, 4:57pm PDT NEW
                                            More than he already has, you mean. 83 by Jhoh Cause..... 2 08/26/2010, 5:04pm PDT NEW
    Re: That wasn't a very good review. by Souffle of Pain 08/26/2010, 4:15pm PDT NEW
        Wow you must really like Starcraft 2. by Jhoh Cause..... 2 08/26/2010, 4:27pm PDT NEW
            /posts a Youtube video by Souffle of Pain 08/26/2010, 4:34pm PDT NEW
                Re: /posts a Youtube video by Jhoh Cause..... 2 08/26/2010, 4:45pm PDT NEW
                    Jesus fucking Christ, have some dignity by Souffle of Pain 08/26/2010, 4:53pm PDT NEW
                        Re: Jesus fucking Christ, have some dignity by Jhoh Cause..... 2 08/26/2010, 6:13pm PDT NEW
                    GET HIM TO SAY TAINT NT by Forum's Grebble 08/26/2010, 4:56pm PDT NEW
 
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