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| Re: I DIDN'T THINK IT WAS POSSIBLE by Jhoh Cause..... 2 07/31/2010, 2:51am PDT | ||||
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| (10:23:37 PM) fleblabol: So you've bought the latest fine Blizzard product?
(10:23:47 PM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: No. (10:23:51 PM) fleblabol: :-( (10:23:53 PM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: I'll download it when they crack it. (10:24:18 PM) fleblabol: first patch on day 1 was to nullify the single player crack :- (10:24:46 PM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: Oh good maybe I'll download it in a few months. (10:25:04 PM) fleblabol: At the end of Warcraft 3 I remember jokingly saying that Starcraft 2 was going to turn out that the zerg were really noble good guys being controlled by some mean demon from another dimension (10:25:13 PM) fleblabol: ...and it turns out that's the actual story O_O (10:26:00 PM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: Doesn't surprise me. (10:26:02 PM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: It's the same writer. (10:26:08 PM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: The same bunch of FAGS. (10:26:18 PM) fleblabol: next expansion it's going to turn out the demon is being controlled by sleeping dragons (10:26:21 PM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: It's like seeing Meet the Spartans and thinking "I bet there will be unfunny references to other comedies in this." (10:26:38 PM) fleblabol: oh yes, the unfunny references when you click on units are back (10:26:45 PM) fleblabol: sub Family Guy humor (10:27:28 PM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: I'm sure there's someone out there who laughed really hard at the new unit annoyed sounds. (10:27:33 PM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: They got into the first game and it's the first thing they did. (10:27:33 PM) fleblabol: letting the programmers do the writing made sense in 1995 when your budget was $100,000 (10:27:38 PM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: So you didn't buy the game did you? (10:27:48 PM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: Because you got another $120 to go if you did. (10:27:56 PM) fleblabol: now they're billionaires and still letting Christ Metzen create LORE (10:28:17 PM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: Haha. (10:28:18 PM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: Lore. (10:28:20 PM) fleblabol: he approaches story the way he does making MMO content: without any resolution or end or POINT (10:28:32 PM) fleblabol: just keep grinding (10:29:02 PM) fleblabol: turns out that evil villain wasnt the final villain and was being controlled the whole time (10:29:10 PM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: Being controlled by the controller. (10:29:14 PM) fleblabol: terrans are the evil ones knocking down zerg spirit totems and stealing their land (10:29:19 PM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: Does that mean they're done ripping off their stories from Warhammer? (10:30:07 PM) fleblabol: they actually have a scene where a zerg chick is upset that the humans killed all the innocent zerg children (10:30:26 PM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: Haha no they don't. (10:30:30 PM) fleblabol: THEY DO! (10:30:34 PM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: You are making that up because that is too hilariously stupid to have in a game. (10:30:43 PM) fleblabol: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfhjEOqNuLI (10:31:26 PM) fleblabol: it's the worst fucking story, only slightly better than WC3 because it doesnt have knight elves or trees (10:32:39 PM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: I guess in the same way Star Wars episode 3 was better than episodes 1 and 2. (10:33:10 PM) fleblabol: yes (10:33:50 PM) fleblabol: they even have a jamaican guy with the exact same voice and mannerisms as the jamaican trolls (10:34:02 PM) fleblabol: he even believes in voodoo with voodoo dolls (10:51:58 PM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: Not possible. (10:52:15 PM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: How can such a thing BE (11:44:13 PM) fleblabol: at this rate the super triple hidden controlling bad guy is going to die to an exploding tree (11:45:31 PM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: It might be a zerg tree. (10:35:35 PM) Kered Curowdsongu: lost me at zerg chick (11:29:07 PM) Kered Curowdsongu: still don't understand how the zerg chick thing could be allowed to happen (11:29:26 PM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: Kerrigan was a zerg chick. (11:31:00 PM) Kered Curowdsongu: how could they kill the innocent zerg children (11:31:11 PM) Kered Curowdsongu: meanwhile zerg children are popping out of a bloated human corpse and devouring it (11:33:20 PM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: THE INNOCENT ZERGLINS (11:33:29 PM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfhjEOqNuLI (11:33:38 PM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: This is actually the scene he was mentioning. (11:33:47 PM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: So you can see the zerg lady and she mentions the children. (11:33:56 PM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: She doesn't actually say innocent zerg children and shit. ~_~ (11:36:27 PM) Kered Curowdsongu: o lord (11:37:16 PM) Kered Curowdsongu: OTACON? (11:37:53 PM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: O_O (11:38:44 PM) Kered Curowdsongu: well (11:38:53 PM) Kered Curowdsongu: i like the killing a woman part (11:39:02 PM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: Blow her brains OWWWWT (11:39:08 PM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: All over THE boat? (11:39:24 PM) Kered Curowdsongu: the score is 1 for sc 2 (11:39:35 PM) Kered Curowdsongu: 1 to five million (11:39:49 PM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: ^_^ (11:40:41 PM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: Yeah the game looked awful for months before it came out anyway. :( (11:40:50 PM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: Just like how avatar looked stupid before it ever came out. (11:40:58 PM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: I BET THAT HURT ITS SALES HUH (11:40:58 PM) Kered Curowdsongu: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RalzJIjqFfw&NR=1 good lord |
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