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Re: Man gets blowjob, woman gets pregnant by Arbit 02/24/2005, 2:41pm PST
Horrible Gelatinous Blob wrote:

Bill Dungsroman wrote:

"She asserts that when plaintiff 'delivered' his sperm, it was a gift - an absolute and irrevocable transfer of title to property from a donor to a donee," the decision said. "There was no agreement that the original deposit would be returned upon request."
Wow.



Translated, he's saying that he shoulda known there was no way he was getting that jizz back once it went into that cockslut's craw. I'm not a lawyer or anything, but I believe she is now legally a cum-craving HOAR.

craw
maw
I used to make this mistake, too. Though this definition could apply

dictionary.com wrote:

a pouch in many birds and some lower animals that resembles a stomach for storage and preliminary maceration of food


It would explain how she was able to store the sperm. BIRD WOMAN man that's hot right in the storage pouch
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