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Comforting Tears by Mischief Maker 07/14/2010, 12:04am PDT
Quétinbec wrote:

You guys call me immoral for childish reasons.


No, if I were being childish I'd call you Méltindic.

I'm in a long distance relationship with a girl I don't get along with. We constantly fight and complain about each other. We have broken up or threatened to break up maybe 10 times over the course of our 4-5 months "together". But, I haven't cheated on her once during this period - even when she hurt me to the point of tears.


They fight and fight and fight! He stays loyal. He's surrounded by beckoning whores (in the whore bars he frequents). He stays loyal.

I for one am convinced of that QB is honestly and truly in love with her bank account balance!

We should all be ashamed for thinking there is anything tawdry about the sacrifices he makes to be with that dollar amount, even trying his damndest to convince himself that he finds the gnome sexually attractive.

I have friends here who do awful things. They ask me to keep their secrets. Even after they're cruel to me and expose my secrets, I still keep theirs. I'm trustworthy.


Translation: he's a pussy and the assholes he surrounds himself with take full advantage. Maybe you should hold them to the same 2-week rule you apply to "great" people?

I tell my partners everything - even things they don't want to hear that end up destroying our relationship. I'm honest.

I stick with people long after the relationship has become toxic because I can't stop loving them. I'm loyal and loving.


Fuck dude, There's nothing I could add to this to make it any more hilarious. Do you have absolutely no self-awareness at all? I once put a man in jail on stalking charges who said pretty much the exact same thing about the underage object of his affections, fer fuck's sake!

But apparently all the above counts for shit because I've fucked whores and that makes me a complete demon forever. That's how morality works in your head.


You can't be a pussy and a demon! So take heart, QB, I'm sure I speak for all of us at Caltrops when I say, we don't think you're a demon.
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Maids by Quétinbec 07/13/2010, 7:26am PDT NEW
    Re: Maids by Mischief Maker 07/13/2010, 11:22am PDT NEW
        Re: Maids by Quétinbec 07/13/2010, 12:26pm PDT NEW
            Will you please cut the bullshit for two fucking seconds? by I need clarification 07/13/2010, 4:40pm PDT NEW
                Fuck you. I'll tell you why I'm comfortable. by Quétinbec 07/13/2010, 10:31pm PDT NEW
                    ITT QB inadvertently reveals he has no actual hands-on experience with morality by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 07/13/2010, 11:15pm PDT NEW
                        Psh, I ain't EVER been to jail. O_O NT by Jhoh Cause..... 2 07/14/2010, 12:14am PDT NEW
                            What do you want, A COOKIE?!! YOU LOW-EXPECTATION-HAVING MOTHERFUCKER!!! NT by Mischief Maker 07/14/2010, 12:19am PDT NEW
                                A little bit of uh..... a little bit of dessert. NT by Jhoh Cause..... 2 07/14/2010, 6:24am PDT NEW
                        ITT QB inadvertently reveals he has no actual hands-on experience with morality by Souffle of Pain 07/14/2010, 7:35am PDT NEW
                        I wonder why QB never got into the Speed Seduction/Pickup Artist thing by Choson 07/14/2010, 8:34am PDT NEW
                            Re: I wonder why QB never got into the Speed Seduction/Pickup Artist thing by I need clarification 07/14/2010, 2:39pm PDT NEW
                            Re: I wonder why QB never got into the Speed Seduction/Pickup Artist thing by N 07/14/2010, 9:26pm PDT NEW
                        look, qb! there are even platitudes for this occasion. by up with pod people 07/14/2010, 11:11am PDT NEW
                    Comforting Tears by Mischief Maker 07/14/2010, 12:04am PDT NEW
                    Everyone thinks Claire is ugly. Irene was passable but now she's old and crazy NT by Everyone 07/14/2010, 1:47pm PDT NEW
                    Why are you always so wrong about everything? Didn't you go to college? by I need clarification 07/14/2010, 2:51pm PDT NEW
                        "I'm INC! You're self-delusional! My wife is beautiful! BALD BALD BALD" by Tell us more about your whores. 07/14/2010, 9:33pm PDT NEW
                            That's actually a pretty good impression. :( NT by I need clarification 07/14/2010, 11:16pm PDT NEW
                Re: Will you please cut the bullshit for two fucking seconds? by Sacrebleu 07/13/2010, 11:15pm PDT NEW
                    Re: Will you please cut the bullshit for two fucking seconds? by I need clarification 07/14/2010, 1:40pm PDT NEW
        Re: Maids by Noi Dau Don 07/14/2010, 11:53pm PDT NEW
            oh hey look whos above it all NT by its zseni 07/15/2010, 12:05am PDT NEW
                Above? Non non, my beauty. Balls deep in. by Noi Dau Don 07/15/2010, 5:07pm PDT NEW
            It is like the pursuit of a lover by mysterio hivemind 07/15/2010, 12:09am PDT NEW
    OK. by Quétinbec 07/14/2010, 8:34am PDT NEW
        I'm convinced! NT by No One 07/14/2010, 8:37am PDT NEW
        Re: OK. by Bananadine 07/14/2010, 9:04am PDT NEW
        Jso sez you're dumb. NT by Jhoh Cause..... 2 07/14/2010, 2:09pm PDT NEW
        Overheard at Nuremberg: "My morality adapts to the environment, your honour." by Fussbett 07/14/2010, 2:46pm PDT NEW
        Wherever you go, there you are. NT by mysterio hivemind 07/14/2010, 3:09pm PDT NEW
        Oh, QB... by Mischief Maker 07/15/2010, 12:27am PDT NEW
    Sexy ti me NT by hee hee 03/09/2020, 3:24pm PDT NEW
 
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