Forum Overview :: Dr. Dan Buroker, M.D.'s Team Fortress 2
 
CALTROPS CHALLENGE by bombMexico 07/13/2010, 3:07am PDT
Posting personal accomplishments on the internet is pretty brave/gay. Nothing new there, but a number of outstanding quotes earnestly explaining being made a better person through video games!

So pick a few and run them through a motivational poster generator and see if you have the skill, and the attention span, to make Ray sound gayer than he's already managed by himself.








Ray of Light wrote:

Games get really good only once you're really good at them. I like being really good at things.

It takes 500 hours to learn a map. Jhoh has 175 hours, or about long enough to find a good key layout. The last time I played with him, he couldn't even execute uber heavy (his "main" class) vs tanked sentry from max range.* He gave up before completing the tutorial (though not as soon as he claims: he played in December OR more recently than that!).

Monty Cantsin once asked, rhetorically, why couldn't you just play one video game your whole life, like people do with golf or tennis? Well, maybe I can and I'm willing to try.

I don't talk about work much, but in a nutshell, me and three other geniuses make a bunch of money for our employer. A couple years ago there was a multi-day crisis of the sort that could have lost a customer and maybe gotten a few inches in the newspaper. The four of us were on the phone at 3am, talking it through, and it occurred to me that our boss (one of the four), despite being very technical and a great leader, did not have any background in this kind of scenario. I do. So I started calling shots like it was a 2fort match: throw out a thought and see if anyone acts on it.

A day and a half later, with solid progress made, I saw guy #3 was flagging, called the boss and told him guy #3 was not the sort to quit on his own, and we couldn't afford to have him work until he was dead, and I wanted boss' permission to send him to sleep, even though it might delay progress. This is classic leadership and I really surprised myself by displaying it.

In the end, the customer was so impressed with us that the disaster turned into a slam-dunk. It was exceptional work from everyone that made it happen, a true team effort. Our customer is now a much bigger customer, and on the strength of that episode I was given a lieutenant's role in the new action.

None of that would have happened without 2fort. More specifically, wouldn't have happened if I hadn't played enough 2fort to think deeply about what makes a win, and observe that often it was the one guy encouraging everyone and saying what needed to be done and calling out dangers in advance. I try to emulate those guys; they're still better at it than I am but my imitation was good enough to get the job done, that one time.



* the medic runs ahead to take fire, the heavy moves to point-blank at full speed before opening fire.
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Engineer Update went live by Fortinbras 07/10/2010, 2:32pm PDT NEW
    Re: Engineer Update went live by Entropy Stew 07/10/2010, 2:48pm PDT NEW
    Haven't played this in a year. NT by Jhoh Cause..... 2 07/10/2010, 7:42pm PDT NEW
        What's stopping you, if anything? by Last 07/10/2010, 9:07pm PDT NEW
            L4D2 being better, and TF2 I dunno. by Jhoh Cause..... 2 07/10/2010, 9:24pm PDT NEW
                I earned a record-breaking number of backstabs, and hung up my balacava by Fortinbras 07/10/2010, 10:54pm PDT NEW
                    Vanilla invis watch is still the best by Entropy Stew 07/11/2010, 12:03am PDT NEW
                You probably couldn't cut it anyway by Ray of Light 07/11/2010, 8:16am PDT NEW
                    Hey and here are some screenshots by Ray of Light 07/11/2010, 11:05am PDT NEW
                    considering it takes 1/100th the skill compared to l4d, I'm not worried NT by Sword of Justice 07/11/2010, 1:47pm PDT NEW
                        The trolls really got weak around here. NT by The Troll Hunter 07/11/2010, 4:38pm PDT NEW
                            Now we all know that Jso and I are the only ones here who know what a troll is. by Jhoh Cause..... 2 07/11/2010, 8:23pm PDT NEW
                            shit enough bricks like that and you can build yourself a house NT by Sword of Justice 07/12/2010, 12:19pm PDT NEW
                                It will be built like a shit brick house NT by Ray of Light 07/12/2010, 3:25pm PDT NEW
                    I'm missing out on all that 2fort! NT by Jhoh Cause..... 2 07/11/2010, 3:05pm PDT NEW
                    Why are you just a parody of yourself? by Quétinbec 07/11/2010, 3:16pm PDT NEW
                        clentin has a good (potentially infected) point here. ^_^ NT by Jhoh Cause..... 2 07/11/2010, 3:19pm PDT NEW
                        You swam with a dolphin-like simulacrum. by Worm 07/11/2010, 3:42pm PDT NEW
                        That brings up a good question. by Shredder 07/11/2010, 3:46pm PDT NEW
                            or phong shading NT by Fortinbras 07/11/2010, 4:12pm PDT NEW
                                WHOA EASY THERE MISTER NT by Shredder 07/11/2010, 4:36pm PDT NEW
                                Pff, sounds like someone BUYS their shampoo. NT by mark 07/12/2010, 8:03am PDT NEW
                                    Ray! Brand Shampoo instructions: 1. Lather 2. Rinse NT by Entropy Stew 07/12/2010, 8:13pm PDT NEW
                                        3. Catch falling suds and put into a second-use suds jar. NT by Jar is made from Coke can. 07/12/2010, 9:45pm PDT NEW
                        The text and other 2D elements are anti-aliased by Ray of Light 07/12/2010, 1:57pm PDT NEW
                            WoW helped me prepare for my career, too. by Fullofkittens 07/12/2010, 3:25pm PDT NEW
                                Related by Ray of Light 07/12/2010, 3:30pm PDT NEW
                            Did I stop short of the tutorial? by Worm 07/12/2010, 7:52pm PDT NEW
                                I never even knew you said that. Bitching loses games. NT by Ray of Light 07/12/2010, 9:15pm PDT NEW
                                    I remember at least one that it won. NT by Worm 07/13/2010, 6:39am PDT NEW
                            Re: The text and other 2D elements are anti-aliased by Jhoh Cause..... 2 07/12/2010, 7:57pm PDT NEW
                                I started to write a medium-length post explaining why you don't know shit by Ray of Light 07/13/2010, 2:36am PDT NEW
                                    Me and Kobuh speculated that you're nuttier than Mel Gibson. 8) by Jhoh Cause..... 2 07/13/2010, 3:08am PDT NEW
                                        Koba is a powerful ally, and a dangerous enemy. You are wise to align with him. by Ray of Light 07/13/2010, 3:58am PDT NEW
                                            Psh thanks for the OLD newsflash, welcome to the party pal. 8) NT by Jhoh Cause..... 2 07/13/2010, 4:19am PDT NEW
                                                Thinking deeply about the nature of gaming is like riding a bike: you never have by Ray of Light 07/13/2010, 4:18pm PDT NEW
                                                    nerfnow humiliates ray on his own terms by Sword of Justice 07/14/2010, 5:42pm PDT NEW
                                                        Asymmetrical maps pfft encourage winjoiners. Accuse you of being a winjoiner. NT by Ray of Light 07/14/2010, 10:21pm PDT NEW
                                                            It's already over. *cuts your femoral artery in a bathtub* NT by Jhoh Cause..... 2 07/15/2010, 4:04am PDT NEW
                                                        Gravelpit was so awesome it has NEVER BEEN REPEATED (why is that?) NT by Fortinbras 07/15/2010, 7:04am PDT NEW
                                                            Exactly what raey needed now, florbintras's help. 8) NT by Jhoh Cause..... 2 07/15/2010, 7:41am PDT NEW
                                                                Also nerfnow is an avowed tourney/touhou fag so fuck him and his opinion by Fortinbras 07/15/2010, 4:02pm PDT NEW
                            CALTROPS CHALLENGE by bombMexico 07/13/2010, 3:07am PDT NEW
                                You're right. I decided QB had earned an unflinching reply. by Ray of Light 07/13/2010, 3:48am PDT NEW
                                    Except that wasn't actually QB by Quétinbec 07/13/2010, 12:12pm PDT NEW
                                        Guys, I like Ray. Hate him under your own names. NT by Quétinbec 07/13/2010, 12:26pm PDT NEW
                                        I didn't think the accent could be faked so easily by Ray of Light 07/13/2010, 4:07pm PDT NEW
                    Fuck your shit 2fort server by Entropy Stew 07/11/2010, 4:11pm PDT NEW
                        Ha ha, stealing that thx. NT by Last 07/12/2010, 6:05am PDT NEW
                            Likewise NT by Vested Id 07/12/2010, 2:58pm PDT NEW
    No meet the... video :( NT by Mysterious Stranger 07/10/2010, 11:10pm PDT NEW
        Engy was the second one NT by Ray of Light 07/11/2010, 8:04am PDT NEW
            This is two updates in a row they haven't given us a vid >:( NT by Fortinbras 07/11/2010, 9:22am PDT NEW
 
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