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Pita bread by Quétinbec 07/02/2010, 9:27am PDT
Drunk at 7pm sorry, but I'll tell you are a funny story.

There are such a thing as Bedouins. They are basically mountain Arabs. A bedouin child had led his camels to the beach and some Sunnis saw him. I guess they hated him, so they put their cigerettes out in some pita bread and tried to feed it to one of his camels. I don't think the camel would've given a shit about eating a bit of ash, but the sad part was the Bedoiun child loved his camel so he was very upset and tried to protect it from the arabs who wanted to feed it ash, so the Arabs pushed him to the ground and punched him when he stood up. The camel ate the ash filled pita while the boy was beaten. The camel didn't give a shit (fuck camels).

I remember thinking that if the Arabs beat the child while he was down, I'd intervene, but luckily for me they only punched him when he got up. I say that, but I remember seeing a guy get the shit kicked out of him while he was down and later saying to a friend, "If they had kicked him in the head, I would've stepped in." I probably wouldn't have, though. I guess basically I don't give a shit about strangers.

Peace.
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Pita bread by Quétinbec 07/02/2010, 9:27am PDT NEW
    I just love stories about pita bread. ^_^ NT by Jhoh Cause..... 2 07/02/2010, 10:00am PDT NEW
    ...now if there was a POOL nearby, those Arabs would be sorry. NT by Fussbett 07/02/2010, 10:29am PDT NEW
    Gosh, QB, you sure are a piece of shit, etc. etc. NT by Sword of Justice 07/02/2010, 4:31pm PDT NEW
        You really should have changed your name back to "irony" for that one. NT by Mischief Maker 07/02/2010, 4:42pm PDT NEW
            Is that because you don't understand it? NT by Jhoh Cause..... 2 07/03/2010, 3:12am PDT NEW
                Hey Creexuls by Quétinbec 07/03/2010, 10:08am PDT NEW
                    Hey thanks for that report crent. ^_^ by Jhoh Cause..... 2 07/03/2010, 10:27am PDT NEW
                    Topping the forum charts with 18 websites NT by Vested Id 07/03/2010, 11:27am PDT NEW
                    Who's to say you ever stopped trolling? QB wins again. NT by Mysterious Stranger 07/03/2010, 3:26pm PDT NEW
                    Hey everyone, look at the high school dropouts arguing about who is better NT by Actually, go back to ignoring them 07/04/2010, 7:59am PDT NEW
                        Whoever loses..... we win. NT by Caltrops 07/04/2010, 9:35am PDT NEW
                        Don't forget two steps from being full blown alcoholics (one step). by Jhoh Cause..... 2 07/04/2010, 10:32am PDT NEW
                    this is my new favorite spinout by Sword of Justice 07/04/2010, 12:39pm PDT NEW
                        It really is a treasure trove. ^_^ by Jhoh Cause..... 2 07/04/2010, 1:15pm PDT NEW
                            Getting posted on 19 sites on a 19th grade level. NT by Worm 07/04/2010, 1:22pm PDT NEW
                    Re: Hey Creexuls by Jhoh Cause..... 2 07/04/2010, 4:41pm PDT NEW
                        Reply again to show him how unaffected you are. NT by Then reply here about how you won 07/04/2010, 6:54pm PDT NEW
                            Sounds like we destroyed you in an argument and you're still mad about it. 8) NT by Jhoh Cause..... 2 07/04/2010, 7:39pm PDT NEW
                        i lold :( NT by Noi Dau don 07/05/2010, 7:14pm PDT NEW
                            Some humorless people on this site might not appreciate your lols. O_O NT by Jhoh Cause..... 2 07/05/2010, 8:20pm PDT NEW
 
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