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| Dear Ummi by Abdallah al-Ansari 06/28/2010, 10:48am PDT | ||||
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| Things here at the school are lousy. I enjoy sport and sometimes the food is good (though not as good as your hummus, Ummi). However, the whores they have hired to teach us are filthy Westerners who wish to import their sadness and rootless "culture" rather than adopt the peace and progress faith provides.
One whore in particular is a filthy animal, insisting on "teaching" us by having us act out little plays for his amusement, when he isn't ogling the women or whining incessantly about his "girlfriend," an equally filthy Chinese who he believes may be pregnant with his child. This whore speaks only of money, obsessed with achieving some level of parity with us. I would laugh if it wasn't such a sad dream. At least he claims to send some of the money he earns back home to support his family. The rest must go to drugs to treat the diseases all whores have. I can't wait until school is out and I am home safe with you again. Yours, trying hard to stay clean - Abdallah |
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A difficult time of year by 06/22/2010, 8:00am PDT  hijinks and misinterpretations! by 06/22/2010, 8:30am PDT Six months later: "Ah, home at last... hey, who's living in my house?!" NT by 06/22/2010, 1:59pm PDT Agreed. The classic "...or are you just happy to be on top of me" joke. by 06/24/2010, 8:05pm PDT Also interpreted it as a boner taunt by 06/28/2010, 2:30pm PDT Damn you by 06/24/2010, 11:45pm PDT contributing to the site by 06/25/2010, 1:01am PDT Dear Ummi by 06/28/2010, 10:48am PDT Out of contempt for your exit post by 07/18/2010, 12:00am PDT |
