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Suggestions by Jerry Whorebach 04/26/2010, 7:26pm PDT
Horrible Gelatinous Blob wrote:

But if ME1 is Alien, then ME2 is definitely Aliens: an equally valid action-oriented take on the universe of the more cerebral original.


"Mass Effect 2 is somehow even stupider than Mass Effect 1."

Horrible Gelatinous Blob wrote:

If anything, I suspect that BioWare's upcoming MMO Star Wars: The Old Republic will derive much of its combat and balancing from ME2's system. Even though they're developed by different studios, it's not hard to see how the system isn't reliant on twitch low-ping high-DPI reaction speed, something that's key for any successful MMORPG battle system.


"Combat feels like an offline prototype for an MMORPG."

Horrible Gelatinous Blob wrote:

The Paragon and Renegade paths are back, although it'd be more accurate to call it Pussy and Awesome scale. BioWare even acknowledges as much when you recruit Jack, having her respond to your Paragon offer to join your team with "Shit, you sound like a pussy." I sympathize for BioWare's writers, because it's impossible to make the Paragon path half as interesting and entertaining as the Renegade path when the Paragon can't punch mouthy broads for their disingenuous assertions or toss someone out of a millionth floor window like space Jack Bauer.


"You only get two choices in dialogue, and at least one of them is always gay."

Horrible Gelatinous Blob wrote:

In the end, I think what makes ME2 so much more replayable than the first is the fact that the first third of the game utilizes the same mechanics and tactics as the rest of the game. RPGs, both Western and Japanese, are notorious for wasting the first five hours or so tuning up, which is unbearable once you fully grasp the gameplay and are eager to jump in with both feet. But BioWare has spent a lot of time carefully managing every part of the total experience, making sure that the player is fully engaged throughout the game, ensuring that there aren't any unfair difficulty spikes or mistuned sequences. The result is that the beginning of the game isn't an unfun sludge to get to the real meat; it's respectable and worthy in its own right.


"I hope you enjoy the beginning of the game because it certainly doesn't get any better."
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Mass Effect 2 review first draft by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 03/23/2010, 4:31pm PDT NEW
    this is the best review for ME2 on this site so I have nothing to add to it NT by irony 03/23/2010, 4:48pm PDT NEW
        Yrp if I was going to say anything about ME2 it would just be what Toom said. by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 03/23/2010, 5:08pm PDT NEW
    Holy shit. His mind is still broken. by FABIO 03/23/2010, 5:37pm PDT NEW
        U ARE LIEK A BAYBEE; MAYKEENG NOIZE, DUN NO WUT TEW DEW by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 03/23/2010, 6:52pm PDT NEW
            Here's your recovery program by FABIO 03/23/2010, 7:06pm PDT NEW
                Some people say that FABIO is bad at posting by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 03/23/2010, 7:16pm PDT NEW
    Small Note: Bioware Austin didn't make Mass Effect 2 NT by Fortinbras 03/23/2010, 7:03pm PDT NEW
    awesomabulous by up with pod people 03/23/2010, 7:20pm PDT NEW
    Re: Mass Effect 2 review first draft by Lizard_King 03/23/2010, 7:52pm PDT NEW
        Re: Mass Effect 2 review first draft by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 03/24/2010, 12:28pm PDT NEW
            Re: Mass Effect 2 review first draft by Fortinbras 03/24/2010, 2:21pm PDT NEW
    Screenshot by E. L. Koba 03/23/2010, 10:54pm PDT NEW
    Might I go with this? Or is there a second draft? NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 03/31/2010, 10:46pm PDT NEW
        On the mainland for two weeks. I'll post another revision when I get back. NT by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 04/02/2010, 8:32am PDT NEW
            But before he could post his Mass Effect 2 review HGB was eaten in a tragic NT by Jurassic Park accident 04/16/2010, 5:57pm PDT NEW
    Mass Effect 2 review second draft, probably needs a third by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 04/16/2010, 2:09pm PDT NEW
    Mass Effect 2 review third draft, ready for proofing by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 04/26/2010, 4:54pm PDT NEW
        Suggestions by Jerry Whorebach 04/26/2010, 7:26pm PDT NEW
            Jerry Whorebach's stupid posting spree continues NT by the summary 04/26/2010, 7:32pm PDT NEW
                he axt fo proofreadin NT by got a troofreadin 04/27/2010, 12:54am PDT NEW
        Hey. HEY!! I need something from people. by Ice Cream Jonsey 06/26/2010, 7:12pm PDT NEW
            I played the pc version demo and it runs pretty good so I'm gonna buy it someday NT by Sword of Justice 06/27/2010, 12:13am PDT NEW
 
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