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What the fuck shit? (log) by Fussbett 03/09/2010, 9:10pm PST
Jhoh Creexul (custom software) wrote:

While he was checking the damage, we found a hand weight with a note on it that says "Charity Man" on it, that looks like it was thrown at one of our windows, just barely missed and cracked the siding. I'll have the camera tomorrow to get pics, moom forgot it yesterday when she came over. I was going to wait until I had the pics before posting this, but I didn't.

As far as the repairs, the guy said they would come out to almost $5,000, which is half of what we bought the house for, and he said it was actually more than the house is worth now which is about $3,000. Apparently the water meter was hit, and he said that we'd have to replace that ourselves.


INC: $3000 house!
Sanitario666: $3000 house!
Sanitario666: what?
INC: the Cables
INC: http://caltrops.com/pointy.php?action=viewPost&pid=126614
Sanitario666: charity man hand weight!
Sanitario666: what's a hand weight?!
Sanitario666: Is that serious!?
Sanitario666: cracking the siding?!
INC: yeah, so I guess he really was a psycho!
Sanitario666: buying the house for $10K!
Sanitario666: worth $3K!
INC: yeah, how is that even impossible
Sanitario666: I don't understand 100% of this post
Sanitario666: Except the water meter being broken
INC: yeah, Jhoh usually is incoherent when first reporting real life facts
INC: then blaming everyone for not getting it
Sanitario666: haha back to getting a gun
Sanitario666: so the next time they hear their house being shot they'll open a window and fire back
INC: yeah, that'll go well
Sanitario666: Looks like the house... *sunglasses* ...has become the hunter.
Sanitario666: FoK saying the charity man hand weight is a lie.
Sanitario666: I hope so, because that would be the most trolled guy the world has ever known
INC: yeah, FoK doesn't believe anything
Sanitario666: so is a hand weight a dumbbell?
INC: I thought it might be one of those things you strap to your wrist
INC: but that would be a wrist weight
Sanitario666: but yeah, he probably means a cross between the two -- like the little baby dumbbells you hold during pilates or yoga or whatever
INC: yeah, easily thrown
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Just heard gunshots from outside. :( by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 03/06/2010, 2:09am PST NEW
    One definitely hit the house, possibly more than one. :( by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 03/06/2010, 2:44am PST NEW
        Remind us again what an awesome neighborhood you and Jsoh traded up into? NT by Fortinbras 03/06/2010, 3:35am PST NEW
            it's south central detroit, inner city NT by irony 03/06/2010, 9:37am PST NEW
        Please take a photograph of the bullet hole, if possible. NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 03/06/2010, 3:53am PST NEW
            Maybe when I wrap up work but I've been swamped all week. by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 03/06/2010, 4:19am PST NEW
        Take out the bullet fragments, reassemble, lift some prints, EXACT JUSTICE.... by Last 03/06/2010, 8:04am PST NEW
        This is what happens to furries NT by Entropy Stew 03/06/2010, 6:40pm PST NEW
    I went out to look at the damage and it was defintely several shots by irony 03/06/2010, 9:34am PST NEW
        I hope it's covered by your insurance. Till then, put a cork in it. NT by Eurotrash 03/06/2010, 10:46am PST NEW
            We put duct tape over the hole. :( by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 03/06/2010, 9:15pm PST NEW
        Re: I went out to look at the damage and it was defintely several shots by E. L. Koba 03/06/2010, 12:30pm PST NEW
        Looks like someone's upset over our mad trolling skillz 8) NT by Shacktown Niggaz 03/06/2010, 12:36pm PST NEW
            Awesome. NT by Last 03/06/2010, 12:38pm PST NEW
            maybe quintin beck was right not to stay in one place for too long like we are NT by irony 03/06/2010, 1:36pm PST NEW
                Did the bullet holes spell out the letters H, U and RRRR? NT by That would be a clue, I think. 03/06/2010, 4:32pm PST NEW
                    Sic semper retardus! NT by Wromg 03/06/2010, 6:02pm PST NEW
    So what IP was Charity Man posting from, ICJ? NT by I need clarification 03/06/2010, 9:29pm PST NEW
        Related incidents. O_O by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 03/06/2010, 9:32pm PST NEW
    Post a photograph you worthless faggots NT by Souffle of Pain 03/06/2010, 11:06pm PST NEW
        are you mailing us the camera? NT by irony 03/06/2010, 11:10pm PST NEW
            YES GIVE ME YOUR ADDRESS NT by CHARITY MAN 03/06/2010, 11:11pm PST NEW
        They bring other qualities to the table, not content. NT by This is Chris's Blood 03/06/2010, 11:10pm PST NEW
            like people who can't recognize content but get trolled by us constantly NT by irony 03/07/2010, 10:37am PST NEW
    We're borrowing moom's camera so we can get pics. by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 03/07/2010, 12:38am PST NEW
        Excellent. I mean, it sucks that your house got shot, I'm simply saying tha NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 03/07/2010, 12:59am PST NEW
            Looks like someone got the wrong idea... *sunglasses* ...about house hunting. NT by YEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHH 03/07/2010, 2:50am PST NEW
                We could've been killed but thanks for the joke. NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 03/07/2010, 3:37am PST NEW
                    Put a sign out front that says YOU MISSED O____O NT by Fortinbras 03/07/2010, 8:30am PST NEW
                        Posting it here would probably get the same message across. NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 03/07/2010, 8:49am PST NEW
                            And the shooter....IS IN THIS VERY ROOM (smokes fine oak pipe) NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 03/07/2010, 9:06am PST NEW
                                We traced the posts, they're coming from outside the house NT by Vested Id 03/07/2010, 9:14am PST NEW
                                    FOLLOW MY TRACERRRS NT by Entropy Stew 03/08/2010, 11:15pm PST NEW
                    I apologize for my inappropriate joke post on Caltrops. NT by YEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHH 03/07/2010, 9:53am PST NEW
    Start shopping for comfortable bathtubs NT by Mischief Maker 03/07/2010, 9:29am PST NEW
        I usually just let Jsoh wash my back with a sponge :( NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 03/07/2010, 10:42am PST NEW
            that's what I jack off to NT by wrom 03/07/2010, 11:35am PST NEW
    You could get on the evening news for this! by Jerry Whorebach 03/07/2010, 12:05pm PST NEW
    So we got the report back on the damage. by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 03/09/2010, 9:40am PST NEW
        So, getting back to what INC said . . . by laudablepuss 03/09/2010, 10:00am PST NEW
        Got homeowner's insurance? NT by Mischief Maker 03/09/2010, 11:10am PST NEW
            Nevermind NT by Mischief Maker 03/09/2010, 11:11am PST NEW
        So is that the value of your house with the bullet holes and cracked siding? NT by Worm 03/09/2010, 11:15am PST NEW
            See post you replied to for answer. NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 03/09/2010, 12:18pm PST NEW
        We're thinking of getting a gun by the way. NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 03/09/2010, 11:26am PST NEW
            Moron, Retard killed in tragic murder-suicide NT by Future Detroit news headline 03/09/2010, 12:53pm PST NEW
                Who is the murder? NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 03/09/2010, 12:54pm PST NEW
        So wait a second by Appraisal Man 03/09/2010, 11:28am PST NEW
            Re: So wait a second by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 03/09/2010, 11:30am PST NEW
                Re: So wait a second by Appraisal Man 03/09/2010, 2:52pm PST NEW
                    Let's clarify one thing by Fullofkittens 03/09/2010, 3:17pm PST NEW
                        I'll have the pictures when I take the pictures. NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 03/09/2010, 4:06pm PST NEW
                    Re: So wait a second by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 03/09/2010, 4:05pm PST NEW
            And the Cables inadvertently admit their house is worth less than my car. by Fortinbras 03/09/2010, 12:49pm PST NEW
                Yes, get ready: NT by No one likes you 03/09/2010, 1:08pm PST NEW
        What the fuck shit? (log) by Fussbett 03/09/2010, 9:10pm PST NEW
            I don't think you're comprehending the full retardedness by of the subject of your discussion. 03/10/2010, 6:47am PST NEW
                I don't think you're comprehending Detroit by Appraisal Man 03/10/2010, 6:55am PST NEW
                Re: I don't think you're comprehending the full retardedness by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 03/10/2010, 8:25am PST NEW
            Re: What the fuck shit? (log) by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 03/10/2010, 8:26am PST NEW
                Case closed by Fussbett 03/10/2010, 12:22pm PST NEW
                    As a matter of fact I think you are RIGHT. :3 NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 03/10/2010, 12:24pm PST NEW
                    Aww, I wanted to believe there was someone so trolled. NT by Fussbett 03/10/2010, 12:24pm PST NEW
                        You'll have to settle for the slightly less so variety on clapstro. 8) NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 03/10/2010, 12:30pm PST NEW
                            My continued readership is always rewarded here. :( NT by Fussbett 03/10/2010, 12:32pm PST NEW
    Moom said she tried calling the Judge Joe Brown show. :( by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 03/10/2010, 8:47am PST NEW
        Yes Creexul-moom, don't bother. Your idiot sons are doomed anyway. *CHOO KLOOX* NT by Charity Man 03/10/2010, 9:26am PST NEW
        I'm offering my services. NT by A dog 03/10/2010, 9:29am PST NEW
            Re: I'm offering my services. by Noi Dau Don 03/10/2010, 9:39am PST NEW
        Well now we know Jsoh didn't inherit his stupid from his father NT by Fortinbras 03/10/2010, 9:37am PST NEW
    I just took the pics of the hand weight. by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 03/10/2010, 10:47am PST NEW
        NO YOU GOT YOUR FINGERPRINTS ALL OVER IT NT by CSI: Motor City 03/10/2010, 10:50am PST NEW
        You should buy a gun and hide a $100 bill under a rock in the front yard NT by Entropy Stew 03/10/2010, 10:55am PST NEW
            Hahahaha NT by laudablepuss 03/10/2010, 11:02am PST NEW
        Did he put a heart for the dot on the "i"? by laudablepuss 03/10/2010, 11:06am PST NEW
        I understand now by Matt Murdoch 03/10/2010, 11:40am PST NEW
    HE'S BACK AND HE'S SHOOTING AT US AGAIN RIGHT NOW by irony 03/10/2010, 12:09pm PST NEW
        Taking new pics of the new bullet holes. by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 03/10/2010, 12:11pm PST NEW
    Okay he is reloading, here it comes (now Mr. Sulu). by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 03/10/2010, 12:20pm PST NEW
        PS it looks like we ATE the bullets. O_O NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 03/10/2010, 12:21pm PST NEW
            It does you guys are big and fat NT by and hairy, add gay equals bears 03/10/2010, 4:21pm PST NEW
                don't underestimate our preference for sodomy NT by irony 03/10/2010, 4:23pm PST NEW
        and here we.... go NT by irony 03/10/2010, 12:22pm PST NEW
        This is my new desktop wallpaper. NT by Jerry Whorebach 03/10/2010, 12:33pm PST NEW
        I was in on it the whole time and none of you even knew NT by Okk 03/10/2010, 12:41pm PST NEW
        This is the funniest fucking thing I've seen in a month. NT by The Other Sister 03/10/2010, 12:44pm PST NEW
            We're the best posters. 83 by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 03/10/2010, 12:48pm PST NEW
                You're the fattest posters NT by This is Chris's Blood 03/10/2010, 6:31pm PST NEW
                    Don't forget about Long Duck Dong or whatever she's calling herself now NT by Entropy Stew 03/10/2010, 8:33pm PST NEW
        Oh yeah I forgot an important part of the credits. by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 03/10/2010, 12:49pm PST NEW
        Re: Okay he is reloading, here it comes (now Mr. Sulu). by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 03/10/2010, 1:02pm PST NEW
        My compliments to another quality Creexul production. NT by Eurotrash 03/10/2010, 1:11pm PST NEW
        You either live in a giant mansion, or just left the shire for a normal house NT by Fatso Baggins 03/10/2010, 1:17pm PST NEW
            lord of the rings was a documentary and the events were filmed... in REAL TIME NT by irony 03/10/2010, 1:20pm PST NEW
            There needs to be something in the picture for scale, an appliance maybe? NT by Jerry Whorebach 03/10/2010, 8:39pm PST NEW
        Uh okay by Appraisal Man 03/10/2010, 2:37pm PST NEW
            It is too late for you to save face now. :3 by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 03/10/2010, 2:54pm PST NEW
                Oh ok by Appraisal Man 03/11/2010, 8:00am PST NEW
                    Re: Oh ok by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 03/11/2010, 8:21am PST NEW
                        and high fiving and data mug and eating snax and pajama pants and funny hat NT by Worm 03/11/2010, 8:36am PST NEW
                            and pajama pants NT by Worm 03/11/2010, 8:36am PST NEW
                                There's that classic wrom humor. :3 NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 03/11/2010, 8:38am PST NEW
                                    At least we have verifable proof that all the snax eating was really happening. NT by Worm 03/11/2010, 8:44am PST NEW
                                        You'd think all the high fiving would have balanced it out, but I guess not. NT by Worm 03/11/2010, 8:45am PST NEW
                            I predict a load of shit in your future pants NT by irony 03/11/2010, 5:26pm PST NEW
                        four posts in three days by Appraisal Man 03/11/2010, 11:05am PST NEW
                            You're right our mistake, you're totally not taking this personally. by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 03/11/2010, 11:58am PST NEW
            this worked exactly as planned NT by irony 03/11/2010, 5:25pm PST NEW
        Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son NT by Fortinbras 03/10/2010, 2:53pm PST NEW
        Took a little break from shitposting to fakeshitpost instead NT by Entropy Stew 03/10/2010, 4:12pm PST NEW
        Now to make this funny for everyone else. by Worm 03/10/2010, 4:17pm PST NEW
            what did you change I don't see the dif NT by laudablepuss 03/10/2010, 4:34pm PST NEW
            This is an actual step up from you having a nervous breakdown. ^_^ NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 03/10/2010, 5:51pm PST NEW
                also a step up from the original image NT by Worm 03/10/2010, 6:09pm PST NEW
            This is great! Have you ever thought of writing for a late night show? NT by Jimmy Fallon 03/11/2010, 7:34am PST NEW
                THIS ISN'T REALLY THAT FUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNY >_< NT by creexul nodding sagely 03/11/2010, 7:50am PST NEW
                    We've already proven wromg is only funny unintentionally. 8) by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 03/11/2010, 7:59am PST NEW
                        Yeah when you're at a higher level you can't accept you just looked like the dog by Worm 03/11/2010, 8:09am PST NEW
                            You never were good at hiding your rage. 8) NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 03/11/2010, 8:15am PST NEW
                                herp derp NT by Worm 03/11/2010, 8:34am PST NEW
                            Well you must admit it's a funny thread, for whatever reason. NT by Eurotrash 03/11/2010, 10:34am PST NEW
            count the ators, I see 4 NT by irony 03/11/2010, 5:31pm PST NEW
        Everyone trying to recapture the Ray's chair/BDR meltdown days NT by FABIO 03/10/2010, 6:30pm PST NEW
            It's all the same to me by FABIYORE 03/10/2010, 6:40pm PST NEW
                Yeah, even the Grinch should have loved a big screen tv punchline(?) NT by FABIO 03/12/2010, 10:16am PST NEW
                    Stop resisting it, FABIO. Embrace your destiny as the forum buzzkill NT by Fortinbras 03/12/2010, 10:25am PST NEW
        Thanks for bringing Steam to the Mac, fella. It's been a busy week! NT by Souffle of Pain 03/10/2010, 6:34pm PST NEW
        THAT'S JSO? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAAHA by This is Chris's Blood 03/10/2010, 9:11pm PST NEW
            yes that is the face of the person that made your life a living hell by irony 03/10/2010, 9:46pm PST NEW
                Thanks for porting Grid Wars to the Mac, Weighon NT by This is Chris's Blood 03/10/2010, 9:50pm PST NEW
                    Thanks for being a gullible dupe. 8) by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 03/11/2010, 7:26am PST NEW
                        Re: Thanks for being a gullible dupe. 8) by This is Chris's Blood 03/11/2010, 7:32am PST NEW
                            Re: Thanks for being a gullible dupe. 8) by Jimmy Fallon 03/11/2010, 7:37am PST NEW
                                Oops that was me atoring. NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 03/11/2010, 7:38am PST NEW
                                Do you know how I knew it wasn't really Jimmy Fallon? by This is Chris's Blood 03/11/2010, 11:47am PST NEW
                                    Neither do we so that's pretty good. ^_^ NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 03/11/2010, 11:56am PST NEW
                                        Your honor, Exhibit A by Fortinbras 03/11/2010, 1:11pm PST NEW
                                            Suddenly florbintas is on our side this time. ^_^ NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 03/11/2010, 1:43pm PST NEW
                                                I think he's trying to say that you're fat though NT by Mister Helper 03/11/2010, 6:17pm PST NEW
                                                    Psh we're not that fat anyway. 8) NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 03/11/2010, 6:45pm PST NEW
                                                        Keep thinking happy thoughts, princess NT by Fortinbras 03/11/2010, 9:26pm PST NEW
            Yes. Pretty much the greatest defeat in Cable history. by Mysterio 03/10/2010, 9:52pm PST NEW
                Re: Yes. Pretty much the greatest defeat in Cable history. by irony 03/10/2010, 10:10pm PST NEW
                You've got them backwards, FOOL NT by You know nothing of Cables 03/10/2010, 10:58pm PST NEW
                Every time I see the picture I burst out laughing NT by Fortinbras 03/10/2010, 11:00pm PST NEW
                Nobody commented on the fur hat. Why? NT by Eurotrash 03/11/2010, 5:08am PST NEW
                    They're still too furious. :3 by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 03/11/2010, 6:52am PST NEW
                    Jholden already showed up in pics wearing it, I think by Entropy Stew 03/11/2010, 7:31am PST NEW
                You can tell we've destroyed people so bad when they go into denial like this. by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 03/11/2010, 6:46am PST NEW
                    Data mug and that high functioning "bright eyes" look. NT by you're the real jhoh 03/11/2010, 7:17am PST NEW
                    Being really fat? TROLLING! NT by Wash Your Walls, Fatso 03/11/2010, 7:27am PST NEW
                        Go on, tell us how you're mad. 8) NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 03/11/2010, 7:32am PST NEW
                            Living in filth? by TROLLING! 03/11/2010, 7:34am PST NEW
                                Now you're literally so angry you can't even see straight. 8) by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 03/11/2010, 7:40am PST NEW
                                    What have you faggots even done worth noticing? by you're the real jhoh 03/11/2010, 7:46am PST NEW
                                        Stage 1. 8) NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 03/11/2010, 7:53am PST NEW
                                        go ahead, keep replying about how you aren't paying any attention to us NT by irony 03/11/2010, 5:24pm PST NEW
                sounds like the bitterness is causing hallucinations NT by irony 03/11/2010, 5:23pm PST NEW
        ENLARGE PHOTO by Vested Id 03/11/2010, 1:19am PST NEW
            Re: ENLARGE PHOTO by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 03/11/2010, 7:27am PST NEW
            I love that Patton Oswalt bit NT by Fortinbras 03/11/2010, 9:48am PST NEW
        How come you can see the wires coming out of your television? by This is Chris's Blood 03/11/2010, 7:36am PST NEW
        Reminded of this: The "Tinder Trap" by Vested Id 08/25/2018, 4:10pm PDT NEW
    Let's enjoy a fun behind the scenes look. ^_^ by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 03/11/2010, 11:47am PST NEW
        Oh for fuck's sake by Ice Cream Jonsey 03/11/2010, 12:25pm PST NEW
            Re: Oh for fuck's sake by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 03/11/2010, 1:02pm PST NEW
                Re: Oh for fuck's sake by Souffle of Pain 03/11/2010, 3:09pm PST NEW
                    Fuck you. NT by This is Chris's Blood 03/11/2010, 3:24pm PST NEW
                        8) NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 03/11/2010, 3:38pm PST NEW
            Ice Cream Sozé NT by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 03/11/2010, 1:06pm PST NEW
                HAHAHAHA NT by Entropy Stew 03/11/2010, 2:15pm PST NEW
            note to self NT by Interactive Fiction can have two me 03/11/2010, 1:16pm PST NEW
        And I thought Zseni was the smart one. by Eurotrash 03/11/2010, 2:13pm PST NEW
    Don't worry, we are still on the case 8( by Troll Police 03/11/2010, 4:56pm PST NEW
        Wow there used to be a lot more plants out front. O_O NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 03/11/2010, 5:01pm PST NEW
        That's not a house, it's a garage. NT by Fortinbras 03/11/2010, 9:25pm PST NEW
            Haha forblintas is too dumb to know what a house looks like. 8) NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 03/11/2010, 9:45pm PST NEW
 
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