Those are OK I GUESSby Fussbett 02/27/2010, 1:57am PST
Your matches lack context, though. Backstory ain't just for Mass Effect 2 anymore!
At this year's Battlefield Arcadia tournament in Brooklyn we are introduced to a new player named Shine. He's a 15-year-old (psh) online (psh) Gouken (psh) gamepad (psh!!!) player who went up against the NY SF regulars. Commentary by Chris "I RESPET DAT!" Hu never hurts, and since this kid has four pshes against him, they clearly want Shine to lose, to save face for the scene. Three of the final rounds, in order:
"A PAD GOUKEN!!!" *multiple orgasms* "A RESET!!! A FUCKING RESET RI--OOOOH!!!"