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Let's think about this. by Quétinbec 02/24/2010, 11:00am PST
People on the internet lie. I've lied in the past. But why would I lie now? To impress you? I don't think I've said anything very impressive here. I think most people's opinions of me as a person have lowered as a result of this. To entertain you? In that case I'm a liar and a saint. Who the fuck are you and why would I go to such bother when I could have 50,000 page views anywhere else? What bother? I've been talking about this shit for almost 3-4 years now. If you think I'm a character, then I've been completely consistent for that length of time. And if I am a character, am I completely fictional? Do you believe I'm from New Zealand? Do you believe I lived in Australia? Is Irene Wong also a figment of my imagination? Am I living in Bahrain now or am I conjuring all this up from somewhere back home? People on the internet lie, but you're forgetting that they're also lazy as fuck and being that consistent and thorough would be a ridiculous amount of work.

I have a VPN that lets me post from IP's in the US, England, and Hong Kong. I need it to get around Bahr*ini web censorship. Before I had that VPN, I posted exclusively from Bahr*ini IPs. I'm posting this now with the VPN off. If you really gave a fuck about how legit all this is, you could contact ICJ and verify that. Or is ICJ also a part of your conspiracy theory? Maybe he's not but I'm also a hacker who can conjure up Middle Eastern IP's? You can ask Ray if that's even possible. Do you really think anyone would go to the bother of being that thorough just to pull the wool over on you fuckers? Or perhaps you believe that I live in Bahrain but think the prostitution stories are bullshit. Or perhaps you believe I fuck prostitutes but that everything goes really smoothly and I exaggerate the details for your amusement.

Your belief that I'm some incredibly dedicated, talented, and GENEROUS troll seems more far-fetched than me ACTUALLY being for real and every so often saying, "Hey, I'm in Bahr*in; I'm fucking whores; it makes me feel shitty."

What's happened here is an anti-troll. You're writing off something legitimate as bullshit. That's fine. As I've said, I don't give a fuck if you don't believe me: just shut up about it. If you can't trust me, I don't want to hear from you. And guys like Fussbett who dumbly say, "A whore who wants a car? TOTAL BULLSHIT!" need to fuck off too.

Do you know how many websites my original LOTR post was featured in? 17 that I could find. Do you know what good that did me? None. What did I learn from that? That you're better off living life than writing about it. Maybe sometime when I'm older, married, and have nothing better to do I'll sit down and write something. I doubt it - but at least then I could consider all this research. But while I'm young, I'm gonna get my cock wet and if you're lucky, I'll come here to put it on paper to try and make sense of it. If you don't trust me, don't read.
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Sad by Quétinbec 02/22/2010, 4:38am PST NEW
    But what about wanks? NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 02/22/2010, 6:17am PST NEW
    Bought Sex: The Chronology Of My Life NT by Gutsby 02/22/2010, 7:18am PST NEW
    So you're no longer planning to re-create "Pretty Woman" with Stabby? NT by Mischief Maker 02/22/2010, 9:03am PST NEW
    A Camry? Gangsta! (That ain't street, that's gutter.) by Last 02/22/2010, 9:42am PST NEW
        Agreed. Put her goddamn picture on the Internet if she's so hot. NT by i_hate_goons.vbs 02/22/2010, 7:19pm PST NEW
        Re: A Camry? Gangsta! (That ain't street, that's gutter.) by Quétinbec 02/25/2010, 6:04am PST NEW
            I'm surprised they don't have... well I guess I'm not surprised. by Last 02/25/2010, 8:02am PST NEW
                Re: I'm surprised they don't have... well I guess I'm not surprised. by Quétinbec 02/26/2010, 3:18am PST NEW
    Fucking for wheels by Fussbett 02/22/2010, 3:38pm PST NEW
        Re: Fucking for wheels by Mysterious Stranger 02/22/2010, 5:06pm PST NEW
            I don't think this man has ever read a book in his life :( NT by Jerry Whorebach 02/22/2010, 6:52pm PST NEW
                Re: I don't think this man has ever read a book in his life :( by Mysterious Stranger 02/22/2010, 8:37pm PST NEW
                    I don't need this, I've had a terrible day :( by Jerry Whorebach 02/22/2010, 8:57pm PST NEW
                        Well then don't butt in while the grown ups are talking by Mysterious Stranger 02/22/2010, 9:04pm PST NEW
                            Jerry is Mysterious Stranger by The Answer Key 02/22/2010, 9:24pm PST NEW
                                Re: Jerry is Mysterious Stranger by Mysterious Stranger 02/22/2010, 9:33pm PST NEW
                                    You Jews are all alike NT by Jerry Whorebach 02/22/2010, 10:04pm PST NEW
                                        I ... may have been looking at the wrong page. Sorry everyone. NT by The Answer Key 02/22/2010, 10:37pm PST NEW
                                        So now not only am I Mystery Man, I'm also this guy atoring as me. NT by And probably Answer Man, too. 02/22/2010, 10:52pm PST NEW
                            Jesus christ. STOP. NT by Backup whore poster 02/25/2010, 12:15am PST NEW
                                STOP STOP STOP STOP saprize nigas fuck tha police fuck fuck etc. NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 02/25/2010, 8:40am PST NEW
                                Sorry that I ruined your buzz NT by Mysterious Stranger 02/26/2010, 6:19pm PST NEW
    Let's think about this. by Quétinbec 02/24/2010, 11:00am PST NEW
        Wow you are such a queen NT by Fortinbras 02/24/2010, 12:21pm PST NEW
        Hurt feelings by Fussbett 02/24/2010, 1:03pm PST NEW
        Huh. Who'da thunk it by Marfarious Sturger 02/24/2010, 1:20pm PST NEW
        I am a part of *a* conspiracy theory, but not this one. NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 02/24/2010, 1:30pm PST NEW
    Re: Sad by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 02/27/2010, 10:58am PST NEW
 
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