|
by Quétinbec 02/10/2010, 7:11am PST |
|
 |
|
 |
|
Fussbett wrote:
Quétinbec wrote:
Arabs tell me that humans know 99 of the 999,999 names of God, and that when we learn the rest of them, the world will end.
Wikipedia wrote:
In Islam there are 100 different names of Allah, 99 of which are known to mankind, and 1 which, in the Islamic religion, is told to those who enter heaven.
Well, I disagree with that. My mostly Shia students had an argument in class over whether God had 9,999 names or 999,999 names but no one suggested he had 100. Maybe your Wiki boys don't know shit.
Here's a thing: which subject do you think caused the most offense in class:
The movie Twilight
Israel
Apple juice
Horoscopes
A discussion of the King's health
The correct answer:
Horoscopes. They thought that shit was fucking offensive. I suppose it is pretty heathen. Don't tell an Arab you're a Libra. |
|
 |
|
 |
|
|
|
If you were wondering what Quetinbec's spending all his hard-earned money on... by Mysterious Stranger 02/03/2010, 4:26pm PST 
QB doesn't care for virgins. All he wants is a prostitute who does exactly what by Noi Dau Don 02/03/2010, 4:59pm PST
Re: QB doesn't care by Mischief Maker 02/06/2010, 10:50am PST
Re: QB doesn't care by Noi Dau Don 02/06/2010, 3:48pm PST
mm & ndd 4vr by up with pod people 02/06/2010, 5:38pm PST
Feature request: NDD expand..........................................on religion NT by Last 02/08/2010, 8:14am PST
OR EXPAND HER CUMGUT (IT'S KILLING HER BUT SHE LOVES IT) by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 02/08/2010, 8:42am PST
Re: OR EXPAND HER CUMGUT (IT'S KILLING HER BUT SHE LOVES IT) by lol im a goon 02/19/2010, 12:15am PST
I dunno Last, every time I write more like 100 words in a row about anything, by Noi Dau Don 02/08/2010, 1:03pm PST
Re: I dunno Last, every time I write more like 100 words in a row about anything by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 02/08/2010, 1:21pm PST
Re: I dunno Last, every time I write more like 100 words in a row about anything by Quétinbec 02/09/2010, 10:41am PST
The Nine Billion Names of God by Fussbett 02/09/2010, 11:35am PST
Ha ha, "God is a Dick" by Arthur C Clarke by Last 02/09/2010, 2:23pm PST
Did you catch the date on that story? by motherfuckerfoodeater 02/09/2010, 2:28pm PST
Did you catch today's date? Because it's still equivalent to many millenia of by writing in books. - Last 02/09/2010, 3:40pm PST
Re: Did you catch today's date? Because it's still equivalent to many millenia by Mysterious Stranger 02/09/2010, 5:03pm PST
Get behind me Satan >_< by Vested Id 02/09/2010, 6:13pm PST
get homoerotically ripped giving the minimum effort and just being good enough! by up with pod people 02/09/2010, 7:30pm PST
Isometric exercise?! That won't do shit! by Bas Rutten 02/12/2010, 12:43pm PST
No, I saw what you were saying by motherfuckerfoodeater 02/10/2010, 3:07am PST
Re: The Nine Billion Names of God by Quétinbec 02/10/2010, 7:11am PST
Re: The Nine Billion Names of God by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 02/10/2010, 7:52am PST
I feel like I'm back on SA reading shit posts in Debate & Discussion by fat libs NT by Fortinbras 02/09/2010, 2:17pm PST
A pity you aren't back there. NT by Mischief Maker 02/09/2010, 10:06pm PST
Seriously NT by The rest of Caltrops 02/09/2010, 10:23pm PST
Why would anyone go to sa in the first place it always sucked (goooons). NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 02/10/2010, 5:16am PST
|
|
