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| wait, we don't have a Rapelay forum? by up with pod people 02/04/2010, 2:27pm PST | ||||
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| HGB: my lungs are strong
HGB: like those of dolphin uwpp: best mental image ever uwpp: arcing out of the water with a pod uwpp: dolphins: second only to ducks as nature's most brutal rapists HGB: exactly HGB: :3 HGB: interspecies rapist, no less uwpp: now that I didn't know! uwpp: I do know that ducks have evolved fake dead-end vaginas uwpp: to prevent rapist drakes from passing on their genes HGB: fake dead-end vaginas: the new album from pod people 
uwpp: and a girlfriend of mine from the hen board hears this, and she's like, uwpp: "I wish I had a fake vagina!" uwpp: "Oh, wait, that's my ass." HGB: hahahahahaahaha HGB: the ass evolved as a way for women to defend themselves against rapist genes HGB: i like this HGB: write up this paper HGB: i'll get it published HGB: no less crazy that creationism HGB: than HGB: or vaccines cause autism uwpp: seriously uwpp: I praised her infallible logic then and now |
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wait, we don't have a Rapelay forum? by 02/04/2010, 2:27pm PST  addendum by 11/07/2011, 5:35pm PST Re: addendum by 11/07/2011, 5:40pm PST Re: wait, we don't have a Rapelay forum? by 11/07/2011, 7:59pm PST Mechanism for Female ducks to filter out loser DNA from loser rapist ducks. NT by 11/07/2011, 8:36pm PST |
