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Hm, is the cat killing them, or does the cat SMELL CANCER by Ice Cream Jonsey 02/01/2010, 9:45am PST
Cancer is a medical condition where cells grow uncontrollably and accumulate. Here are some other things that this cat smells:

- Taking a significant number of 85 Donruss "Rated Rookie" baseball cards into your collection
- When you buy a box of dishwasher detergent, but you already had two boxes because who can remember how much there is at home
- Light falling into a black hole
- A mole of human souls escaping their broken, desiccated husks en route to paradise
- Like old, dead people


the dark and gritty...Ice Cream Jonsey!
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Death Cat by Mischief Maker 02/01/2010, 12:08am PST NEW
    yes, yes, death cat. by up with pod people 02/01/2010, 8:21am PST NEW
        There's also a lightbulb in that nursing home that's always nearby when someone by is dying. AoooOOOOOoooooooooOOOoo! 02/01/2010, 9:03am PST NEW
    Hm, is the cat killing them, or does the cat SMELL CANCER by Ice Cream Jonsey 02/01/2010, 9:45am PST NEW
    wasn't this an episode of house? (yes) NT by irony 02/01/2010, 11:13am PST NEW
        Starring Kitty from Arrested Development. by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 02/01/2010, 12:49pm PST NEW
            CTU has a cat that can predict when people are about to get tortured. NT by He pretty much just follows Jack. 02/01/2010, 1:42pm PST NEW
 
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