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by Quétinbec 01/27/2010, 11:13am PST |
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So, I had a pretty hilarious thing happen tonight:
A whore I "teach" (but have never fucked) called me over for dumplings. She wanted me to help her extract some .rar files (you click on them). I had to be gone by six because that's when she thought the girlfriend of the guy who pays for their apartment would be back.
So, her laptop's on the table and while I'm eating, she gets a Skype message from a former client. Because her English is terrible, she asks if I can type to try to get him to come over. I type to him. I expect him to pick up on it being a different person because, at first, I make no effort to impersonate this girl's shitty level of English and I type fast. But, this guy must be a total fucking idiot because he doesn't seem the least bit suspcious. After about 5 minutes of typing to him, she said he'd paid her 150BD for a fuck and 20BD for the food last time he came over! That's a fucking shitload of money for a fuck and ample motivation. He's a 50 y/o Australian. But still, trying to convince some fucking asshole to come over and fuck your friend is very difficult.
So, she starts going back and forth between the kitchen, bathroom, and table. And, with her no longer looking over my shoulder, and with the initial weirdness of typing to this sleazebag wearing off, I notice her setup. She runs 3 Skype accounts similtaneously each with maybe 150-200 names - most of them real names - and most of them have blocked her. So, while she's not looking, I go into her chat history and save what logs I can to my gmail drafts folder. I get about 10. A lot of it's just chats initiating calls.
This one's pretty funny, though:
[11/3/2009 12:20:22 AM][Whore] says: hi darling i'm dan dan.
[11/7/2009 9:39:16 PM] Eugene Mac Mahon says: I know - pls stop - my wife is using this computer!
[11/7/2009 9:40:00 PM] Eugene Mac Mahon says: I will chat to you soon - sorry
[11/7/2009 9:43:05 PM] [Whore] says: i'm sorry.
[11/7/2009 9:43:43 PM] Eugene Mac Mahon says: OK - no problem - see you another time
[11/7/2009 9:44:31 PM] [Whore] says: i miss you! ;(
[11/7/2009 9:45:35 PM] Eugene Mac Mahon says: Me too - byeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
[11/7/2009 9:46:34 PM] [Whore] says: i miss (flex)
[11/7/2009 9:47:18 PM] Eugene Mac Mahon says: Me too - we can chat soon
[11/7/2009 9:49:33 PM] [Whore] says: i like slow
[11/7/2009 9:50:04 PM] Eugene Mac Mahon says: pls stop
[11/7/2009 9:50:56 PM] Eugene Mac Mahon says: no more calls now
[11/7/2009 9:51:17 PM] [Whore] says: ok
[1/8/2010 4:01:56 PM] [Whore] says: hi darling where are you ?
She'd added the letters "ai er" to some of the contacts. I didn't ask what that meant and I removed it from the transcripts. Some contacts have other letters. This guy didn't have any letters:
[11/17/2009 10:09:46 PM] [Whore] says: 52age
[11/17/2009 10:09:58 PM] Terry Manzur says: I THINK U ARE 34
[11/17/2009 10:10:05 PM] [Whore] says: you/
[11/17/2009 10:10:09 PM] Terry Manzur says: I AM 36
[11/17/2009 10:10:10 PM] [Whore] says: you ?
[11/17/2009 10:10:22 PM] Terry Manzur says: NO
[11/17/2009 10:10:25 PM] Terry Manzur says: NO
[11/17/2009 10:10:29 PM] Terry Manzur says: I HAVE U
[11/17/2009 10:10:39 PM] Terry Manzur says: NOT YET
[11/17/2009 10:10:46 PM] Terry Manzur says: MAYBE ONE DAY
[11/17/2009 10:10:51 PM] Terry Manzur says: FOFUCK
If I can get my hands on the rest of those transcripts, there'll be a fucking goldmine of shit! Of the few I got, there was also, like, a 30 page one from a guy who feels awful for cheating on his wife with this whore but that's too big to post or edit, and my attempt to solicit a guy on her behalf is pretty long and boring. Otherwise, fucking hilarious! |
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