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by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 01/26/2010, 11:48am PST |
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It sucked. :(
It wasn't even so stupid that it was entertaining, it was really slow and not a lot of action. It should've gone like a billion FUCKtillion percent over the top with its ridiculous premise, instead it was just sort of a low budget "suspense" movie. All the action scenes you couldn't tell what was happening. The movie was too dark so you could barely see anything, but that may have been the theater's fault, turning the projector light down to save money those fucks.
There's no payoff in the end, the good guy angel is killed by Gabriel (of penny arcade HEH no I am only fooling), and then comes back as an angel saying I CONVINCED GOD THAT HUMANS GOOD, then movie end (literally, no big final shootout, not much of a last fight).
Actually there were a couple tiny okay parts like a few people drive through a giant cloud of flies, and when they come back all covered in splattered flies and the car all gooey with dead flies Roc Live is like GET A BIBLE WE NEED TO START PRAYIN. Aside from that, all the best parts of the movie were in the trailer. :( |
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