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This is the worst.
Rianne screams. Murtaugh shouts. Strains. The chair
thumps up and down, creating an insane, staccato rhythm.
The General laughs. Rianne shrieks. Harrowing. Terri- ble.
A scene out of Hell. And then the Devil comes in and kicks
the door off its hinges. Okay. Okay. Let’s stop for a
moment. First off, to describe fully the mayhem which Riggs
now creates would not do it justice. Here, however, are a
few pointers: He is not flashy. He is not Chuck Norris.
Rather, he is like a sledge-hammer hitting an egg. He does
not knock people down. He does not injure them. He simply
kills them. The whole room. Everyone standing. |
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Time to start a new Avatar thread by FABIO 01/11/2010, 8:55pm PST 
Marine Official Slams ‘Avatar’: ‘Disservice to our Corps’ by irony 01/11/2010, 9:42pm PST 
"no better friend, no worse enemy" tell that to the south vietnamese NT by or for that matter the north vietna 01/12/2010, 6:35am PST 
Or the west Vietnamese. NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 01/12/2010, 6:38am PST 
just go down to california where about 500,000 of them moved after the war by irony 01/13/2010, 5:58pm PST 
They're still living in yo yo teepees. NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 01/13/2010, 6:15pm PST 
Oh hey, have you seen Avatar yet? It's totally emblematic of the Marines who fi by Stu Rahmann 01/12/2010, 8:59am PST 
I thought it was a reasonable portrayal, as far as Avatar goes by Lizard_King 01/13/2010, 6:38pm PST 
Unobtainium. NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 01/13/2010, 7:15pm PST 
I'm not defending Avatar overall by Lizard_King 01/13/2010, 8:32pm PST 
I'm especially not defending avatar when I say hurt locker is a far superior mov by irony 01/13/2010, 9:18pm PST 
The Hurt Locker should've been called Plot Contrivance NT by Or Contrivance Locker. 01/13/2010, 9:48pm PST 
Is that what made it a better movie? by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 01/14/2010, 9:03am PST 
Well, you're wrong. by Lizard_King 01/14/2010, 8:23pm PST 
You only didn't like the movie because of some obscure dumb personal bias. by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 01/14/2010, 8:48pm PST 
They watch movies at a Grade 14 level, fella NT by Mard 01/14/2010, 10:50pm PST 
We did when we were kids, now it's more like grade 40. by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 01/15/2010, 8:08am PST 
So I guess we can say you have the brains of a 29th year senior! NT by Mischief Maker 01/15/2010, 10:42am PST 
Well we are 29, so in the school of life (or hard knocks) yes. :3 NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 01/15/2010, 4:03pm PST 
we do watch a ton of movies, I used to go rent piles of movies NT by irony 01/16/2010, 2:48am PST 
We basically are more studied in movies than anyone else here. 8) NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 01/16/2010, 8:38am PST 
QED does not mean "therefore." by motherfuckerfoodeater 01/19/2010, 10:06am PST 
He's speaking in a Grade 56 level manner, dumbass. by i.e. 01/19/2010, 10:12am PST 
I don't care. 8) NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 01/19/2010, 2:45pm PST 
Hey guys look how fucking smart I am. Rhodes Scholar up in this piece. by motherfuckerfoodeater 01/21/2010, 9:42pm PST 
Even worse is that he is wrong. ^_^ NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 01/21/2010, 9:44pm PST 
Wow mfe looks really dumb from this. 8) by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 01/26/2010, 3:50am PST 
Not enough tentacle cumgut. :( NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 01/12/2010, 2:35am PST 
The ultimate intimacy by Rafiki 01/12/2010, 9:05am PST 
Re: The ultimate intimacy by Jerry Whorebach 01/12/2010, 9:23am PST 
YOEman Rand? WHAT THE FU-*EXPLOSION* RUHAHAHAHAHA Ruhahahaha. NT by (It's Yeoman) 01/12/2010, 9:28am PST 
PAGE BLOCKED: ADULT CONTENT by Rafiki 01/12/2010, 9:31am PST 
Here's some ammunition for your wrongful discharge lawsuit by Jerry Whorebach 01/12/2010, 10:06am PST 
"a sperm bank" NT by I call it a "spank" 01/12/2010, 10:42am PST 
You've got your own wrongful discharge to... discharge. NT by Shit, so close. 01/12/2010, 2:36pm PST 
Re: Time to start a new Avatar thread by E. L. Koba 01/13/2010, 4:36pm PST 
Great moments in screenplay writing by FABIO 01/13/2010, 6:46pm PST 
The script for "The Expendables" has some stuff like this by Siskel and Ebert 01/15/2010, 8:50am PST 
Lethal Weapon is the absolute worst by FABIO 01/15/2010, 9:37am PST 
link by FABIO 01/15/2010, 9:39am PST 
wait I lied by FABIO 01/15/2010, 9:46am PST 
And yet Lethal Weapon turned out to be a fantastic movie. by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 01/15/2010, 12:20pm PST 
Re: Lethal Weapon is the absolute worst by Shlomo Circumstein 01/15/2010, 12:46pm PST 
butthurt NT by FABIO 01/15/2010, 1:00pm PST 
Re: butthurt by Shlomo Circumstein 01/15/2010, 1:19pm PST 
FABIO studied cinema in college, you moron. NT by Fortinbras 01/15/2010, 3:18pm PST 
Re: FABIO studied cinema in college, you moron. by Mysterious Stranger 01/15/2010, 4:19pm PST 
Fabio called out by Cannibal Dave 01/26/2010, 5:12pm PST 
SO ABOUT THAT TENTACLE SEX. by up with pod people 01/15/2010, 10:51am PST 
Avatar sex scene, the scene. by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 01/16/2010, 9:05am PST 
Snooped in the same goddamn thread! You're slipping, dude. NT by Mischief Bluecheeks 01/16/2010, 9:23am PST 
in the immediately preceding post no less. NT by up with pod people 01/16/2010, 9:54am PST 
It wasn't embedded so I didn't watch it. NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 01/16/2010, 11:09am PST 
HURF by up with pod people 01/19/2010, 9:48am PST 
I SEE YOU by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 01/19/2010, 2:53pm PST 
My not as good version. by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 01/19/2010, 4:28pm PST 
Mranduh found this by the same chick on her DA. :( by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 01/20/2010, 12:39am PST 
avatar takes it's first victim by irony 01/19/2010, 7:53am PST 
Having exhausted his blogs, jsoh turns to Australian tabloids. NT by Mischief Maker 01/19/2010, 9:41am PST 
opchan hates avatar also, everyone who is smart should NT by irony 01/19/2010, 2:08pm PST 
group of gay-ass homos hates queer-ass movie, more to come as it breaks NT by reportin' the news 01/19/2010, 2:42pm PST 
Ebert just pulled a David Lee Roth at Atlantic City. by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 01/19/2010, 7:36pm PST 
avatar is a giant rip off by wrom 01/21/2010, 9:17pm PST 
"Jonah Goldbert" NT by lol. 01/27/2010, 1:08am PST 
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