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Quétinbec wrote: Amazing. Altho if I was all crusty and jaded I'd say this is exhibit A on the post being by a clever ator instead of my favorite New Zealand cartoon character, but i'm not so it's still great :) As for games, I do intend to play them and I played GTA 4 and Fallout 3. I even spent a couple of years living like Jerry, once, where I did nothing but play games. Instead of killing myself, though, I let the world try and when it didn't, I lost all respect for Just to throw it out there, eventually playing videogames is probably a better goal to set for yourself than marrying a rich, beautiful, asian whore in your 20's. Or not asian, I don't remember which is the bad one, you don't seem to like most races? Also not positive picking on Jerry, easy and fun though it may be, is a great idea for you. I can't get anyone to take a short/long bet on Jerry snapping and killing everyone/himself because at this point is basically a sure thing. The guy just doesn't care anymore, he's posting pictures of himself on the internet to taunt the future task force trying to bring him in. It's just a matter of time before he posts a picture of himself standing outside one of our houses. This makes you especially vulnerable as your every other post on Caltrops, secure like a vault, is a description of where you're living and how easy it is to get past the doorman. Were he to confront you just imagine him attacking your lifestyle, fashion, nose length, relationship with your dad, being seen with asians, gays, blacks or any of your other many, many debilitating weaknesses that could reduce you to tears. As you're heaving and sobbing and he goes through your pockets is going to be the point where you regret the post dedicated to your decoy wallet and room key. |
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Whore by 01/03/2010, 7:22am PST  whos on first whores on second by 01/04/2010, 3:02am PST Re: whos on first whores on second by 01/04/2010, 7:26am PST Re: whos on first whores on second by 01/04/2010, 11:35am PST You are bombing the FUCK out of Mexico tonight! :) NT by 01/04/2010, 7:13pm PST Re: whos on first whores on second by 01/05/2010, 6:03am PST Out of a Rut and into a Slut: NT by 01/05/2010, 6:42am PST Let me show you my rotting rope. Hang on, I'll pull it out of this fat Uzbeki. NT by 01/05/2010, 11:15am PST Jerry is just a piece of performance art. NT by 01/06/2010, 10:08pm PST Re: whos on first whores on second by 01/06/2010, 9:31pm PST Re: whos on first whores on second by 01/07/2010, 12:18pm PST |
