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Remınds me of the tıme ı was ın a whorehouse ın Oman by Quétinbec 01/02/2010, 6:49am PST
Sorryö hotel guy canit fıgure out how to change the language packç It,s pretty cool thoughö makes me sound lıke ıive got an accentç

The gırls on the Arabıc stage were fatş the gırls on the Indıan stage were doıng somethıng borıngş but the gırls on the Russıan stage were dancıng and sıngıng ın bıkınısç Ü They were uglyö thoughç

They were sıngıng Russıan pop songsç Arabs would hand them handwrıtten notesç If the Russıans (we found out later they were Uzbek) lıked what was wrıtten on the paperö theyid sometımes leave wıth the Arab at the end of the songç Sometımes they came back quıte soon afterö thoughö so ıt canit have been sex ın those ınstancesç

Anywayö we were the only whıte guys thereö and at the end of the evenıngö they were down to just three Russıan gırlsç I spent most of my tıme lookıng at thıs one ın an ugly purple jumpsuıtç and she often looked back at meö but when she dıdö ı looked awayç

Thıs one drunk Arab handed her a noteö and she mustnit have lıked ıt because she put ıt dırectly on the stand thıng that holds up musıc sheetsç Thıs fucked the Arab off and he ran up on the stage and securıty came and took hım awayç He came back about 10 mınutes laterö thoughö and all hıs mates cheeredç

He handed hıs next note to the ŞpımpŞ guy whois playıng the pıanoç The pımp dıdnit look happyö but had a word wıth the lady ın purpleç When she walked off wıth the Arabö she looked at me and I felt very sadç It ıs hard watchıng whıte gırls get fucked by Arabsç Stalın really dropped the ballç

Thenö for no reason at allö at 2amö the lıghts came on half way through a song and the two remaınıng gırls ran off stageç The pımp just walked offç We asked hım ıf he lıked Oman and he shrugged hıs shouldersç
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        Remınds me of the tıme ı was ın a whorehouse ın Oman by Quétinbec 01/02/2010, 6:49am PST NEW
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