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Red Cliff by Cannibal Dave 12/30/2009, 3:23pm PST
Think Dynasty Warriors, THE MOVIEā„¢ down to the subtitles to introduce everyone from Kong Ming, Liu Bu, Cao Cao, Toby...Toby...Toby...Toby Wong...Toby Wong...Toby Chung...fuckin' Charlie Chan.

Based off of the GAYmance of the Three Kingdoms, this keeps the storybook quality of all the characters being nigh godlike intact, as well as the endless hours of exposition for a few juicy battles that have been done better in better movies.

It was unremittingly boring and I stayed far too long after the musical duet.
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Red Cliff by Cannibal Dave 12/30/2009, 3:23pm PST NEW
 
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