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Sherlock Holmes (and like the last 45 minutes of Avatar). by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 12/25/2009, 7:50pm PST
Sherlock Holmes was good. I liked the trailer (OH I LIKE TRAILER) but when I was going to see the actual movie I just had to wonder if it was going to be really dumb and and bland. I wasn't too concerned if they were going to be true to the character but I think overall it was good, the movie was entertaining, and Sherlock Holmes solves the mystery very Holmesianly where he wraps up every last detail at the end.

BIG FAT SPOILERS FOR SHERLOCK HOLMES: For a big portion of the movie they try to fake you out, or rather the bad guy tries to fake you out, by playing up a lot of black magic supernatural such and such, and I thought if it turns out to be magic then the movie will suck, and if it's not magic then the movie will be good.

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As for Avatar, it was hair poison, total garbitch, stupid and dumb, the audience still applauded at the end which made me want to drop a daisy cutter on the audience and the magic blue furries hot yiff HOME BASE tree that literally works like HDMI cables (they plug their hair braids into it, and into the animals which is how they tame and control them which is really really bad and laughable). It was literally The Last Samurai but replace Tom Cruise with some guy who keeps dropping his fake American accent throughout the movie. Except they win, as opposed to Last Samurai where they all die except Tom Cruise who lives even though he took like 10 machine gun bullets to the torso in the late 1800s.
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Sherlock Holmes (and like the last 45 minutes of Avatar). by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 12/25/2009, 7:50pm PST NEW
    Oh yeah about the PSH GROUNDBREAKING 3D effects in the 3D version of Avatar. by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 12/25/2009, 7:53pm PST NEW
        You shall wear those glasses around town and you shall be envied NT by Mayor of Williamsburg 12/26/2009, 6:19pm PST NEW
            I was considering taking a picture of both of us wearing the SHADES. 8) by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 12/26/2009, 11:48pm PST NEW
                Too bad you don't have a web site where you could draw that with tons of lense f by One cowardly food eater deserves a 12/27/2009, 12:16am PST NEW
                    Lense flair? NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 12/27/2009, 3:02am PST NEW
    Re: Sherlock Holmes (and like the last 45 minutes of Avatar). by Eurotrash 12/26/2009, 10:55am PST NEW
 
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