Forum Overview :: Henry Vance's Star Wars Episode I: Obi-Wan
 
Slashdot comments by Last 12/21/2009, 2:37pm PST
Score 4: Insightful wrote:

I may receive flack for this but Lucas' is *horrible* at writing dialogue.

"Ha ha, don't shoot the messenger, fellas! It's only one man's opinion!"

Score 5: Informative wrote:

I was hoping that the monotonous and almost comically distorted voice-over was somehow a parody, but then it kept going on and on and on... My advice is to take the hot potato out of your mouth on the next film.


He's addressing the forum directly. "Okay my advice to you is to become porn hurry."

Score 4: Interesting wrote:

I chalk up most of the [prequel hatred] to 'when-I-was-your-age-movies-were-good' nostalgia. That said, i didn't like them either.

Score 4: Insightful wrote:

Regardless of the hype, or the previous success of a franchise, a movie cannot be so popular without being liked or enjoyable to at least a very significant portion of the population. That seems to go against TFA's opening line of "Chances are you probably didn’t like Star Wars: Episode I The Phantom Menace."

Could Episode 1 have been better? Absolutely, in so many ways. [....] For me personally, various aspects of the movie was too childish (for starters).


It's incredible the lengths people will go to in order to argue, especially implacable faggotnerds. Even when the premise is "The Phantom Menace sucks" and they AGREE, you still have to listen to them passive-aggressively explain why they think you're wrong.
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Star Wars Episode 1 - The Phantom Menace Review Episodes 1 & 2 by Yuk Yuk Inc. 12/10/2009, 1:03pm PST NEW
    Often, they'll get the girl in the end *Charlie hugs Willy Wonka* NT by Entropy Stew 12/10/2009, 2:07pm PST NEW
    stroke guy's best reviews ever NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 12/10/2009, 4:55pm PST NEW
        I attempted to discuss this with my friends. by laudablepuss 12/11/2009, 1:15pm PST NEW
            festive chat yule-log NT by up with pod people 12/11/2009, 1:38pm PST NEW
                Worm didn't like my hotdog stand color scheme NT by laudablepuss 12/11/2009, 1:43pm PST NEW
    This guy has had a lot of dead family members. O_O by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 12/10/2009, 10:57pm PST NEW
        Also finally getting to see this guy mail pizza rolls. by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 12/10/2009, 11:44pm PST NEW
            Extra also, parts 3, 4, 5. by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 12/10/2009, 11:46pm PST NEW
                vomiting in stanzas NT by Noi Dau Don 12/11/2009, 11:14am PST NEW
    Har, Johnny Rico! NT by Mischief Maker 12/11/2009, 10:57am PST NEW
        Don't forget THE ROCKETEER o_o GO GET EM KID NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 12/11/2009, 11:50pm PST NEW
    This guy only has like under 700 subscribers, isn't that pretty weird? by Eurotrash 12/11/2009, 1:11pm PST NEW
        Clatrops only has 5 posters. by Noi Dau Don 12/11/2009, 4:38pm PST NEW
            Your limbo metaphor is broken. by Mysterious Stranger 12/11/2009, 6:15pm PST NEW
                I never waited in line for any of the prequel movies by Weyoun Voidbringer 12/11/2009, 8:20pm PST NEW
            The dead wives stuff is Quagmire - funny. Too bad he spends so much time on it. by Last 12/11/2009, 10:20pm PST NEW
                The dead wife stuff isn't Penny Arcade funny I mean NT by Last 12/11/2009, 10:41pm PST NEW
                    Yes, it is less funny than Penny-Arcade. NT by Last 12/12/2009, 8:44am PST NEW
                        But it isn't that is wrong. by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 12/12/2009, 8:47am PST NEW
            Re: Clatrops only has 5 posters. by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 12/11/2009, 11:47pm PST NEW
            Yes I concur, except for the part where I'm an ATOR, but I take that as a compli NT by Eurotrash 12/12/2009, 3:07am PST NEW
            breaking: caltrops 40% female NT by up with pod people 12/12/2009, 8:51am PST NEW
            He's got over 6200 subscribers now. :) NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 12/21/2009, 6:29pm PST NEW
                Some justice, some peace. ^_^ NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 12/21/2009, 8:12pm PST NEW
                he finally gets some worthwhile media attention... thx to me :3 NT by irony 12/22/2009, 4:33am PST NEW
        700 is a lot for youtube, so you can tell they are all loyal viewers by Weyoun Voidbringer 12/11/2009, 6:05pm PST NEW
            Some pissface who also makes funny videos NT by Eurotrash 12/12/2009, 3:00am PST NEW
                Them Peter Chao ones are pretty funny also I guess. ~_~ NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 12/12/2009, 3:06am PST NEW
                    I showed my wife the "chinese guy is a sexist!" one and she got really mad at me NT by Eurotrash 12/12/2009, 11:43pm PST NEW
        Qt3 tried to watch them and got stuck on the girl in the basement by I need clarification 12/19/2009, 9:39pm PST NEW
            Oh, someone else points that out below. No need to read that now, everyone. NT by I need clarification 12/19/2009, 9:41pm PST NEW
                It cements Quarter to Three as one of the sandiest vaginas on the Internet. NT by Mysterious Stranger 12/19/2009, 9:42pm PST NEW
            As mentioned on AIM. ^_^ by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 12/19/2009, 9:44pm PST NEW
    Part 6. by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 12/11/2009, 11:51pm PST NEW
        Re: Part 6. by laudablepuss 12/12/2009, 1:06am PST NEW
            Re: Part 6. by FABIO 12/12/2009, 5:04pm PST NEW
                I disagree a lot by laudablepuss 12/13/2009, 2:58pm PST NEW
                    Better yet: none at all NT by FABIO 12/13/2009, 3:17pm PST NEW
    Re: Star Wars Episode 1 - The Phantom Menace Review Episodes 1 & 2 by Tom Chick 12/12/2009, 5:19pm PST NEW
        Re: Star Wars Episode 1 - The Phantom Menace Review Episodes 1 & 2 by Souffle of Pain 12/12/2009, 5:35pm PST NEW
        Why do you sign your post? WHAT KIND OF AUTHENTICATION DOES THIS BRING TO THE TA by Fortinbras 12/12/2009, 5:36pm PST NEW
            he wants us to be sure it's him by proving what an asshole he is NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 12/12/2009, 5:51pm PST NEW
                Re: he wants us to be sure it's him by proving what an asshole he is by Junior QT3 Reporter 12/12/2009, 9:28pm PST NEW
                    he's comparing it to schindler's list, wow, no fucking tact or class at all NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 12/12/2009, 10:16pm PST NEW
                    He should have ditched the Grabowskis to get this out sooner by FABIO 12/12/2009, 10:52pm PST NEW
        Re: Star Wars Episode 1 - The Phantom Menace Review Episodes 1 & 2 by Noi Dau Don 12/12/2009, 6:30pm PST NEW
        That stuff is in there because you watched it by Jesus its pretty obvious 12/13/2009, 1:50am PST NEW
        Oh tom chick you complete me. NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 12/13/2009, 3:07am PST NEW
        Yes, Ha. Ha. by Mischief Maker 12/13/2009, 2:23pm PST NEW
    Creexuls! Post part seven! NT by Mysterio ... Gestalt? 12/12/2009, 8:32pm PST NEW
        Re: Creexuls! Post part seven! by Fortinbras 12/12/2009, 9:44pm PST NEW
            Am I the only one who's having trouble playing this? by Mischief Maker 12/13/2009, 8:12am PST NEW
                Same here and I don't know why. :( by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 12/13/2009, 11:50am PST NEW
                Samesies :( NT by Jerry Whorebach 12/14/2009, 12:57am PST NEW
            Get out of my creepy house, coppers! by Mischief Maker 12/14/2009, 12:11pm PST NEW
                Re: Get out of my creepy house, coppers! by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 12/14/2009, 12:22pm PST NEW
                    Looks like savetube is better. by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 12/14/2009, 12:46pm PST NEW
                        Savetube worked for me. Thanks, Creexul! NT by Jerry Whorebach 12/14/2009, 5:46pm PST NEW
                        is there a high quality option for saving videos? doesn't look like it NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 12/20/2009, 10:27am PST NEW
                            I think the only option IS the high quality version. NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 12/20/2009, 5:08pm PST NEW
                                I downloaded the star trek reviews and they are lower quality NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 12/20/2009, 5:47pm PST NEW
    where is icj, front paeg NAO NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 12/12/2009, 10:16pm PST NEW
        Re: where is icj, front paeg NAO by Rimbo 12/12/2009, 11:06pm PST NEW
            Re: where is icj, front paeg NAO by Mr. Copy 12/12/2009, 11:08pm PST NEW
            Analysis of a Rimbo by Junior QT3 Reporter 12/12/2009, 11:13pm PST NEW
                It's like a who's who of shitty Q23 posters by Souffle of Pain 12/13/2009, 12:39pm PST NEW
                    To be fair by Easy E 12/13/2009, 1:10pm PST NEW
                        qt3 posters could say the sky was blue and we would have to check and make sure NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 12/14/2009, 10:06am PST NEW
                            I'd just assume it wasn't. by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 12/14/2009, 12:12pm PST NEW
                    qt3 analyzing with magnifying glasses and analogies. by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 12/13/2009, 2:40pm PST NEW
                        Would BDR still be friends with anyone he caught watching this? NT by More controversial than WoW funeral 12/13/2009, 3:19pm PST NEW
                            I never understood why Bill didn't simple create his own forum. by Souffle of Pain 12/13/2009, 3:51pm PST NEW
                                He did. It was called CALTROPS by bombMexico 12/15/2009, 10:43pm PST NEW
                                    and he realized he could never moderate caltrops so he ran crying to qt3 NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 12/16/2009, 2:15am PST NEW
    Everyone involved in this movie thinks they did a great job. by VORPoster 12/13/2009, 3:25pm PST NEW
    Re: Star Wars Episode 1 - The Phantom Menace Review Episodes 1 & 2 by Noi Dau Don 12/14/2009, 11:08am PST NEW
        That beard has a NAME, bitch NT by Kris Kristofferson 12/14/2009, 11:41am PST NEW
        This is one of my first memories of television. NT by Chairman Mao 12/14/2009, 11:53am PST NEW
        I'll see your disco and raise you... by Mischief Maker 12/14/2009, 12:10pm PST NEW
            There's a rifftrax for this. NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 12/14/2009, 12:25pm PST NEW
                And a Seanbaby article! by Mischief Maker 12/24/2009, 7:20pm PST NEW
            Re: I'll see your disco and raise you... by Bananadine 12/27/2009, 9:01pm PST NEW
    THIS MUTHA'S GONNA BLOW BIG by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 12/19/2009, 4:20pm PST NEW
        what's the difference between the lost co-creator and me by Weyoun Voidbringer 12/20/2009, 3:09am PST NEW
        Continuing to continue. by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 12/20/2009, 9:15pm PST NEW
            Let's see who hated this by STD from the 8 Mile set 12/21/2009, 8:42am PST NEW
                The movie's pro-slavery jedis appeal to conservatives. NT by Mischief Maker 12/21/2009, 9:02am PST NEW
                    Slave wages better for workers by FOX news 12/21/2009, 9:43am PST NEW
                        Zero unemployment is the goal, whatever the method of achieving it. NT by We could be building PYRAMIDS, peop 12/21/2009, 10:14am PST NEW
                We SHOULD post there. ^_^ NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 12/21/2009, 2:53pm PST NEW
        Slashdot comments by Last 12/21/2009, 2:37pm PST NEW
        One of my coworkers shared this on Facebook today. = NT by Fullofkittens 12/21/2009, 8:00pm PST NEW
    This is what professional film bloggers actually believe by Mayor of Williamsburg 12/26/2009, 8:24pm PST NEW
 
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