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| blizzard's idea of an original character: 3 foot long ears and oddly colored ski by Weyoun Voidbringer 12/05/2009, 1:55pm PST | ||||
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| Never tell your password to anyone.
Jso, killer of zonbey goasts: uwpp: hahahahah so as I mentioned it is my birthday and therefore I bought myself MassElf Elffect Sun-El: she has a thing for elves :3 Sun-El: JUST LIKE YOU Jso, killer of zonbey goasts: my thing is a little different Sun-El: uh huh Jso, killer of zonbey goasts: it involves pain rape and intense hatred Jso, killer of zonbey goasts: like a thousand white hot suns etc Sun-El: sure it does, ear-lover Jso, killer of zonbey goasts: ears Jso, killer of zonbey goasts: blizzard's idea of an original character: give them 3 foot long ears and purple skin Sun-El: I WANT THAT PUPRLE STUFF Jso, killer of zonbey goasts: the art department draws something with long ears, odd colored skin, and if it's a horde character add some fangs Jso, killer of zonbey goasts: then kick back from their desk so hard they fall out of their chair Sun-El: it's okay Sun-El: the money will cushin the fall Sun-El: cushion Jso, killer of zonbey goasts: hahah Jso, killer of zonbey goasts: they have special matresses full of bills Jso, killer of zonbey goasts: that's no accident Sun-El: no one ever went broke appealing to the lowest common denominator Jso, killer of zonbey goasts: blizzard: financially successful, creatively bankrupt Sun-El: they stopped listening after "successful" Jso, killer of zonbey goasts: jammed their ears shut with some $200 wowcraft character figurines Jso, killer of zonbey goasts: like star tropics Sun-El: hahaha star tropics Jso, killer of zonbey goasts: but instead of bananas its a wow figurine Jso, killer of zonbey goasts: :D Jso, killer of zonbey goasts: joh really wanted that game Sun-El: well, it was a great game back in the day Jso, killer of zonbey goasts: we had a choice, it was star tropics or little nemo Sun-El: fuck little nemo Sun-El: fuck him in his little ass Jso, killer of zonbey goasts: and we were pissed off at each other forever for some reason Jso, killer of zonbey goasts: well we got little nemo :( Jso, killer of zonbey goasts: I dunno Sun-El: :( Jso, killer of zonbey goasts: they both SUCK Jso, killer of zonbey goasts: its just that we had already played star tropics at the time Sun-El: ahhh Sun-El: well, that makes more sense Jso, killer of zonbey goasts: so it was like lets get little nemo because we never played that Jso, killer of zonbey goasts: lets not even rent it (I dont think any video store had it anyway) Jso, killer of zonbey goasts: (because it SUUUUUUCKED) Sun-El: yes Jso, killer of zonbey goasts: and star tropics was always out because that was such a huge game Jso, killer of zonbey goasts: not sure how I convinced joh or moom to buy little nemo instead of star tropics Jso, killer of zonbey goasts: I was just so adamant that we should get that instead Sun-El: hahaha Sun-El: BIG DECISIONS Jso, killer of zonbey goasts: oh well now we have both roms on the emulator, and we don't even play them Jso, killer of zonbey goasts: it was Jso, killer of zonbey goasts: back in the day with 80s money when a game was 50bux Jso, killer of zonbey goasts: and mewm was still working through whatever, school or whatever Sun-El: but times are better now Jso, killer of zonbey goasts: and we still had to put the game on layaway Sun-El: i never had more than six or seven nes games at once Jso, killer of zonbey goasts: I think we had a total of like 15 nes games Jso, killer of zonbey goasts: we also rented a ton of nes games over its history Jso, killer of zonbey goasts: the very last one was one of the kirby games Jso, killer of zonbey goasts: kirbys adventure Jso, killer of zonbey goasts: which is like one of the best games ever Jso, killer of zonbey goasts: EV Jso, killer of zonbey goasts: VUR Sun-El: it really is Sun-El: i love kirby games Sun-El: even though they're super easy Jso, killer of zonbey goasts: they are the future of gaming Jso, killer of zonbey goasts: made for casual FAWGS Sun-El: hahahaha Jso, killer of zonbey goasts: the final boss was pretty hard Sun-El: there is no casual Sun-El: no hardcore Jso, killer of zonbey goasts: not nearly as hard as perhaps say cv3 Sun-El: there is only zuul Sun-El: i mean, gamers Jso, killer of zonbey goasts: thats why it was fun Jso, killer of zonbey goasts: there was no pressure Jso, killer of zonbey goasts: it was actually an entertaining good time Sun-El: yes Sun-El: i bet miyamoto hates it Jso, killer of zonbey goasts: fun is had when you adventure with friends Sun-El: he probably has to kill a dog every time he looks at a kirby gme Jso, killer of zonbey goasts: anyway the game actually saved progress and stuff Jso, killer of zonbey goasts: haha Jso, killer of zonbey goasts: he beats a dog to death in an alleyway Sun-El: yes Sun-El: with a pipe Jso, killer of zonbey goasts: "get a job, al" Jso, killer of zonbey goasts: "you smell like shit al" Jso, killer of zonbey goasts: crunch crunch Jso, killer of zonbey goasts: so I've been playing massa fect pc and when I play an alternate character it has it's own seperate directory for saved games Jso, killer of zonbey goasts: so I don't accidentally overwrite a save file Sun-El: that's cool Sun-El: i think dragon elf is the same way Jso, killer of zonbey goasts: something jrpgs need to learn Jso, killer of zonbey goasts: dragon EEEEEEEEELF Jso, killer of zonbey goasts: the dragons use their human disguises to disguise as either elves or humans Jso, killer of zonbey goasts: never ever as orcs or taurens or trolls Sun-El: onyixa Jso, killer of zonbey goasts: because as far as bilge is concerned, the horde doesn't exist in the game story Jso, killer of zonbey goasts: or loooooooooooore Sun-El: alliance bitches Sun-El: alliance WHORES Jso, killer of zonbey goasts: so I was reading bighollywood and someone made a wow reference, so someone compared liberals to the alliance faction Jso, killer of zonbey goasts: and it's like "hm yes this is very true WOW AM I GAY" Sun-El: hahahahahahahahahahahaahahahaha Sun-El: post that on the trops Jso, killer of zonbey goasts: hahahah :( Sun-El: please Jso, killer of zonbey goasts: I guess I have to Sun-El: yes you do Jso, killer of zonbey goasts: I am obligated by my pristine integrity Sun-El: i'm sure it'll troll someone Jso, killer of zonbey goasts: to admit that Jso, killer of zonbey goasts: of course Jso, killer of zonbey goasts: I could post a copy of a phone book Sun-El: hahah Jso, killer of zonbey goasts: and it would cause someone to ejaculate blood out of their vagina |
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